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    Just a sweet little series of Charlie turning into the great man he is!

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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    A twist on the tale.

    When the school's shoe-in for Prom Queen plans for Eddie to be her Laney Boggs, he bolts for the nearest escape route, also known as his best and most loyal friend, Richie Tozier. Richie doesn't blame him; everyone within a foot can see he'd swing another bat at Demon Clown 2.0 to kiss Eddie K.

    Maybe that's why he suggests the whole fake-boyfriend thing.

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    19 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    It's their first year in college and the Losers were expecting to spend Halloween indoors. However after being invited to a frat house's costume party, they decide to make the most of the night.

    Unbeknownst to Eddie, making the most of the night might mean finally acting on his feelings for Richie.

    But for that to happen, he'd have to actually acknowledge them first.

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    01 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    “You need a personal trainer,“ Vic states and crosses her arms, like the decision is already made.

    “No way!“

    Robert knows personal trainer‘s, there are basically two types of them.

    Type 1: the Ecstatic. They wear neon sports gear and are always smiling, because "being sporty is so much fun and how can you not feel how much super fun this is!"
    Type 2: the Steroid. They have to walk sideways through ordinary doors, because "sorry, I just finished 40 repetitions of lifting the 200-pound-barbell, now I am slightly warmed up so let‘s start."

    Robert doesn‘t need a personal trainer. He can do it without, thanks. It‘s not that hard - putting running shoes on and go ...like, running.
    It‘s idiot proof.

    ———
    Robert Sugden really DOES need a personal trainer. Entering Aaron Dingle.

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    23 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Shitty puns are not good comedy relief when you work for the FBI. Or have to deal with your easily-aggravated partner.

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    08 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Hermione comes into direct contact with a toxic substance in Professor Slughorn's office and unknowingly exposes Ron, forcing them both into self-isolation where they can confront their feelings once and for all.

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    14 Feb 2021