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    It's obvious for anyone watching that Jungkook is a submissive bunny. It's obvious for anyone watching, and as his boyfriend Namjoon watches him a lot, and he cannot help but think about how pretty Jungkook would look under him, begging to be fucked like the bunnies in hybrid porn.

    As it turns out, he's not as knowledgeable about bunny hybrids as he thought.

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    28 Mar 2020

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    Yoongi is actually doing pretty well, thanks.

    Or he is until Jimin tosses himself in Jungkook's lap and breathes out toucha-toucha-touch me into the microphone pinned to his shirt front, looking right into the audio booth, and then Yoongi has to swallow and try not to cry out of sheer sexual frustration.

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    Or, Jimin plays the lead in Rocky Horror, and Yoongi suffers.

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    28 Mar 2020

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    He was the last person Namjoon expected to hear from - thought he was dreaming when he saw the email in his work inbox. It was short and simple, typical Hoseok. Just: We saw what happened. We’re so sorry. If you need get away for awhile, you’re always welcome to come stay with us - JH. He wonders now if Hoseok was surprised when he said yes. If Hoseok only extended the invitation because he didn’t think Namjoon would actually come.

    (Or: Namjoon chose a solo career and left Yoongi and Hoseok behind. Seven years later, after being outed by a Korean tabloid, he ends up on their couch in Queens, trying to face an uncertain future. And confront feelings that have persisted for nearly a decade.)

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    26 Mar 2020

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    “Seokjin and I have decided on a suitable punishment for you two,” Yoongi looks delighted telling them this. Hoseok side-eyes Namjoon, but it’s clear from his wide, shocked eyes he knows nothing. Their chairs shift a little closer together until their fingers are brushing.

    “What the fuck,” says Hoseok into the gag. It sounds more like warthefufei so Yoongi pays it zero attention.

    “Your punishment,” Seokjin says, “is to hold hands for an hour.”

    (Or, the AU where Namjoon and Hoseok are co-workers at the immigrations department between Heaven and Hell despite being angel and demon -- and they absolutely hate each other. The I-Hope-You-Run-Your-Nipples-Through-A-Cheese-Grater type of hate each other. It's not cute.)

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    22 Mar 2020

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    Jungkook escapes from prison and lands on a farm, right between two men, who only want to take care of him.

    Satiation, noun: The condition of being full to or beyond satisfaction.

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    20 Mar 2020