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in new york you can be a new man by heyprocrastination
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
26 Apr 2017
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"You're not invincible, Icarus."
"I know."
And yet he flew on, up and up and up until-
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The Star-Spangled Fallacy (5+1) by heyprocrastination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
24 Apr 2017
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Steve Rogers is not as wholesome as the history books would have you believe.
Or: 5 times Steve Rogers was a troll +1 time someone confronted him about it.
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an ideal world by heyprocrastination
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
04 Apr 2016
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In an ideal world, Bucky would have remembered in time.
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After Jiang Yanli’s death, Jiang Cheng casts a spell to make it so Wei Wuxian never existed, only to find that without him, the Wen clan won the war and subjugated the world. But his sister is alive in the new world, so he's going to have to find a way to make it right.
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18 Mar 2024
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I've got $400 and a really bad idea by Cernunun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2021
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"I need a date for tomorrow, and I have $200 to pay for it.” He says impatiently, like this is absolutely a normal kind of request to make of a neighbor you don’t know, and Shang Qinghua is the one being a fucking weirdo here.
“I-I’m not a prostitute?” Shang Qinghua says, and wow, he didn’t mean for that come out as a question.
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20 Feb 2024
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Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.
Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.
Sounds like a great hiding spot!
(TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain
ValleyMountain.)Chapter recaps available here.
💌 Please note I am behind on replies. I will catch up soon!Series
- Part 1 of Cultivate (+ Extras)
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16 Feb 2024
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all your life you'll dream of this by Attila
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Dec 2019
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Lan Wangji should refuse. He should. He looks back down at the mask. Beneath it is the soft creamy paper of the invitation. He could present this at the door and slip into the palace and—
“Go see him, Wangji,” Lan Xichen says quietly, and Lan Wangji feels his resolve crumble beneath him.
A very loose Cinderella AU, featuring Lan Wangji as Cinderella, Wei Wuxian as Prince Charming, Lan Xichen as fairy godmother, the forehead ribbon as glass slipper, and GusuLan bedtime as midnight.
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08 Jan 2024
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As The World Falls Down by StratsWrites, whiskeyandspite
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
28 Oct 2021
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His eyes had adjusted to the dark enough that he could make out more details now; the man was dressed in white, or pale grey, in robes of all things, looking like he’d stepped out of a C-drama. He even had a goddamn fan that he was casually moving back and forth.
Seriously, what a day.
Exhausted single parent, chronic pain sufferer, and jaded writer Zhou Zishu has an argument with his son one evening and accidentally wishes him away to the Goblin Kingdom. And apparently it's against the rules to magic him back out again.
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- Part 1 of Disordered Time (Labyrinth AU)
Bookmarked by heyprocrastination
23 Dec 2023