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    Steve leads a Tactical Defense training course a few months after the events of the Avengers movie, and gains himself some SHIELD-issue ducklings. A series of interconnected stories set in the same universe.

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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    The future Richie sees while he's caught in the deadlights gives him a chance to save Eddie. In the year afterward, they both try to follow Stan's advice.

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    19 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    Listen, and I will tell you how Monkey comes to America.

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    16 Sep 2019

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    In an alternate universe, Harvey's still a lawyer but Mike's not a pot runner -- he's a deliveryman for Rollo's Pizza and Ribs, which happens to be Harvey's favorite pizza place. Once Harvey finds out his pizza guy is a genius, Mike's life takes a few turns he would not have expected...

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    10 Sep 2019

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    “It’s a bookshop,” Aziraphale said. “I like bookshops, remember? Always full of books, and I like books. Repositories of knowledge and such, books.”

    “Repositories of something,” Crowley muttered.

    Aziraphale frowned thoughtfully. “Adam did it,” he said a moment later.

    Crowley made a noise so undignified that he immediately expunged it from memory. “What, so the Antichrist bought you a bookshop? And that’s just … You’re just going to. You’re going to. You’re going to keep it, aren’t you?”

    “What else am I going to do with it?” Aziraphale asked, and Crowley couldn’t answer, and that was that.

     

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    Aziraphale has a small crisis of faith and takes an invitation, Crowley is deeply unnerved and suspicious.

    He really hates the philosophers.

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    13 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    No Jacket, No Service.

    Somewhere on Mars, there is a bar that only serves Notably Jacketed Persons. This is their story.

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    13 Aug 2019

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