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    “Ask Detective Douche if he wants to sleep with me?” Lucifer asked, incredulously. He stared at Chloe for a moment, his expression turning thoughtful. “I… hmm. Well, I suppose I could ask. Yes, I certainly could ask him,” he repeated. “But what if he says he does? Do you really want me to sleep with your ex?”

    “He won’t,” said Chloe with confidence. “I know Dan. I lived with him for ten years. He’s as straight as they get, and even if he was secretly into men he wouldn’t be into you, and he’s still in mourning for Charlotte. He’s the perfect test case, someone with no reason whatsoever to want to sleep with you. If you proposition him, and he turns you down, I’ll know you haven’t been taking advantage of people, and we can move on from there.”

     

    [In which an inquisitive Chloe proposes an experimental test of Lucifer’s powers, Dan expands his horizons somewhat, and everyone talks about their Feelings way too much. Post Season 3 finale.]

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    24 Jul 2019

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    “I thought you were raised by nuns!”
    “I was raised by nuns."
    "And the devil. Your grandfather.”
    “Ye-”
    “Yes, but we don’t use that word, it makes me feel old.”
    “Lucifer, your input was not requested or required.”
    “Well then, someone’s being a bit rude.”

    When Grandma Murdock said the Murdock boys had the devil in their blood, she was being literal. Chloe has a conference in New York City and Lucifer decides to drop in on his favorite relative.

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    24 Jul 2019

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    15 Jul 2019

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    “No!” she said immediately.

    “You want to fuck me!” he said gleefully.

    “No, and also we’re not even having this conversation,” she said in desperation, while her treacherous brain went right on vividly imagining every single minute of banging that smirk off his face so hard—

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    14 Jul 2019

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    post season 4

    So she prays. Awkwardly, at first. Sending thoughts and whispers through the void with holy words that feel clunky in her mouth. But gradually it gets easier. Ella hesitantly offers some guidance, swiftly amending it to past tense. Regardless, Chloe appreciates the gesture.

    She’s almost constantly thinking about him, talking to him. Dear Lucifer...

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    12 Jul 2019