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    “And, behold, a pale horse, and sat on him was death, and hell followed with him.”

    A Kierthur series in three parts.

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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    So Kerry lays his hand on his thigh while V is driving, and it's less asking for permission than politely warning the merc about what is going to happen. V dares a glance towards him, meeting only a devious smirk and a nod towards the road ahead.
    “Of course,” mutters Johnny from the backseat, disappearing before V has the time to wonder if that's what he had meant when he said Kerry was a menace behind the wheel.

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    10 Aug 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    If it wasn’t for Jackie beside him, he would’ve flat-out refused the gig. Even with his best friend, he still had to be urged and argued with. 

    It wasn’t a truly difficult mission— get in, lure the target somewhere discrete, dispatch, and get out. Routine, even. The only difference between something Wakako would hand him and what he’s being asked now is a solid lump sum of $10,000 eddies.

    But the catch? 

    This was a brothel, and the target was a frequent… investor. Jackie isn’t known for wooing women and men alike. V was more than uncomfortably acquainted in his rather androgynous appeal to both parties. So the only way to fit him in was as V’s pimp. 

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    25 Jul 2022

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    Achilles, the sun casting its last rays around his head like a halo, resplendent and aureate.

    Achilles, the soles of his feet flashing pink as he sprints across the beach.

    Achilles, slender fingers plucking the strings of his lyre, eyes green like fresh pressed olives. His cat's smile.

    "Guess what I'm thinking about," he says.

    The robin that flew over our heads but a minute past. The dream he had last night of a ship with purple sails, its prow slicing the waves of the Aegean sea. The wooden amulet that hangs about the augur's neck. This and this and this.

    "I'll be the first hero to be happy," he would tell me years later. "You're the reason."

     

    A collection of all the scenes we didn't get to see in The Song Of Achilles. Follows the timeline of the book.

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    24 Feb 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    At a mid-size paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania, Nandor spends his days selling paper, pranking Dwight, and staring at the receptionist. Laszlo spends his days jerking off at work.

    Today will be the same in a lot of ways, but it will also be different.

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    20 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    "When she looks up again, about to point out a constellation over the lake or say something, anything, to break the silence, he kisses her."

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    01 Apr 2021