sometimes the universe makes mistakes
Bookmarked by heinemann
09 Mar 2021
seokjin shoves his nose right along the edge of his jaw, and when he speaks jeongguk can hear the smirk.
“if you want to be a rude little brat, i’ll treat you like one.”
“you wanted me to fuck you baby?” jeongguk makes a pitiful noise, “then that’s exactly what i’ll do.”
(alt. jeongguk should probably stop pushing seokjin's buttons)
“say it jungkook. now.” jimin’s eyes practically flash, almost predatory in their intent.
tilting his neck in submission, jungkook croaks out. “ o-omega. ‘m your omega.”
(alt. jimin loves the way tears look on jungkook's face.)
- Part 1 of alphas spread their legs too
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Feb 2020
the Devil gives namjoon a strange look, like he’s gone wrong in the head.
“let me ask you this, supreme. who do you think you’ve summoned?”
“we summoned the Devil, right?” hoseok asks urgently from his right.
“yes, it’s a ritual for lucifer. i’m completely sure of that.”
“lucifer?” lucifer interjects, before his lips crack into a smile, then a grin, until he’s full-blown laughing. head-thrown back, cackling almost, hands clapping. he folds his wings away.
“oh,” he sighs mirthfully, wiping his eyes, “oh, the christians really ruined it for a lot of people.”
[the Devil falls in love with an Angel. this is that story.]
jeongguk stares at him blankly then with unconcealed shock.
“you’re god? you?”
seokjin’s features assume an indignant, insulted expression, “hey, i don’t like your tone. what do you mean ‘you’ br-”
“wait, fuck! i slept with god. i fucked. god.”
seokjin only winces in reply.
(alt. that time when jeongguk took god out on a date, fucked him, and then fell in love with him. (and married but he’s still not religious though))