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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    The Captain expects his life to be relatively simple after the military.

    Wake up, work, sleep, repeat.

    This works. For about five years.

    When he is called upon to tutor a young boy, his life is sort of...flipped.

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    13 Jan 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Pat and Ted didn't like to talk about how they met. It was one of those stories they preferred to keep under lock and key, the truth only known to the unlucky few who'd been there at the time.

    But when you're living in a haunted home with a particularly curious group of ghosts, secrets don't stay secrets for long.

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    12 Jan 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Still So Awkward Episode 5, Meet the Parents from Samson's perspective if the whole gay relationship thing hadn't just been played as a joke. Obviously major spoilers and this probably won't make sense unless you've seen the episode.

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    12 Jan 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    The briefing has been dismissed and only the Captain and Havers are left behind in the room. What could possibly happen next?

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    03 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    The Guide sighs and holds up an old leather tome. “Just as I suspected. I know what curse they hit you with.” She walks over to them and opens the book to a page Guillermo can’t read at all. “Freedom,” she says very solemnly, like she just told him they’ll have to sacrifice him to a pack of hungry wolves.

    “Fr— huh?” Guillermo says, genuinely shocked. “I’m… already… free?”

    Nadja cackles. “Sure, the familiar is free. Funny.”

    “Okay look, I am your servant, not your slave, there is a difference—“

    “Yeah yeah sure, familiar rights and all that,” the Guide says dismissively. “They didn’t give your Dobby a shoe here—“

    “Sock.”

    “—They freed you from societal conventions.”

    Guillermo heaves out a deep sigh. “Yeah, I don’t know what that means.”

    “Basically, until we lift the curse, if you want to do something, you’re just going to do it. Doesn’t matter what it is.”

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    14 Dec 2021