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    Bucky going to Steve in the middle of the night, drunk, wasted, SOMETHING.

    “I remember you,” he says, but it’s contempt and envy and pain and love and lust and 70 years of unresolved issues and Steve just grabs him hard and pulls him inside and they fuck like it’s a basic need.

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    142
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    11
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    Not everything has changed for the better in this century.

    He finds it reprehensible that a divine woman such as Abbie has never known the pleasure of seduction.

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    Orlando Jones wanted Ichabod/Irving.

    Orlando Jones got Ichabod/Irving.

    He practically demanded it and who am I to deny the man what he wants?

    Now with this, uuuhhh, ringing endorsement from Orlando Jones himself: "...and I have no one to blame but myself."

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    347
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    31
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    Deucalion isn't Derek. He doesn't ask, beg, or accept no for an answer.

    Deucalion knows what he wants and gets it.

    And he wants Scott.

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    1/1
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    19
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    155
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    28
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    5612
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    “I guess you don’t-- ” But Stiles is staring. Staring like he, too, has something to prove to Peter and it’s not just jealousy at watching him with Lydia. It’s something else, something darker and intriguing.

    Lydia lets go of Peter and walks over to Stiles and kisses him with just as much need as she did Peter. He protests, briefly, but Lydia whispers something in his ear that even Peter’s wolf senses can’t make out and Stiles nods his head and finally submits to her.

    And could he really be this lucky to get both of these amazing creatures tonight?

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    1/1
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    22
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    “I’m not weak.” She growls out the words but the knife stays steady.

    “I know you aren’t. You’re worse. You’re predictable.”

     

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    96
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    20
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    Because you can't tell me that Derek doesn't make the perfect Ebenezer Scrooge.

    Derek hates Christmas and is acting more sour than ever. He pushes away everyone on Christmas Eve so he is alone. But he's visited by the spirit of someone from his past who warns him that his behaviour is leading him down a dangerous path and he must change his ways or be doomed forever, too.

    Three Spirits visit him and show him how things were, how they are, and how they will be if nothing changes. Will he be able to see the error of his ways in time to change the future for the better?

    Complete

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    185
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    35
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    6897
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    Greenberg takes creative writing and turns in a twist on a very familiar classic tale.

    -or-

    Lacrosse. Fighting. Torture. Booze. True love. Hate. Revenge. Goalies. Coaches. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest Greenberg. Vampires (or so Greenberg thinks). Beasts of all natures and descriptions. Pain. Death. Brave men. Coward men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles.

    “OH FOR F--GREENBERG! YOU’RE HANDWASHING ALL THE TEAM’S JOCKSTRAPS!”

    “As you wish.”

    That day, Greenberg was amazed to discover that when he was yelling,"GREENBERG," what he really meant was, “I love you.” And even more amazing was the day he realized he truly loved him back.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2661
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    Ever since that night outside the rave, Stiles has been dabbling in a little magic here and there in secret. But when an emergency happens and he tries to help with something bigger, he's devastated by how much power he doesn't have.

    Enter a man who offers to help him learn and grow more powerful, who flatters him and seduces him and hints at his potential, whose very touch amplifies what he can do and it's the sort of intense that you don't come down naturally from, who is most definitely dangerous but to whom he owes his whole world.

    A man who is HIS secret in a town where no one is an open book.

     

    Make no mistake: this is a Sterek fic. But there's a story to tell. I hope you'll join me for the ride. It's gonna be wild.

    COMPLETE. COMPLETE. COMPLETE.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    466
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    15537
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    From the Tumblr Prompt: Chris deals with the aftermath of losing Victoria. Post-season 2.

     

    People are bad. People die. There's hardly a person in Beacon Hills whose hands are entirely clean. And a man can only take so much, no matter how strong his morals.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3867
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    Stiles is tied up and gagged for pack training purposes and Derek decides to have a little fun with a (finally) quiet Stiles.

    PWP.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    695
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    21604
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    All this time, every word, every threat, every fight, every injury...they've been flirting.

    And now that they've settled that matter, the real war can begin.

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    English
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    1,439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    6662
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    Everything else in Derek's life is raw and violent and this? This is just his and the wolf is not invited.

     

    PWP.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    481
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    James Frain has played a LOT of different characters in his career. Which one is best suited for YOUR needs? Here you can try out a variety of James Frains until you find the one you like best.

     

    CRACK. But, you know, sexy crack.

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    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    He only asks so much of her because the king asks so much of him.

    Does Cromwell have a serving girl? Who cares? It's James Frain.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1257
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    for the prompt on the kink meme:
    Jane's having problems getting in a seductive mood (maybe the mark is very unappealing) and Brandt helps out over the comm.

    Brandt has a dirty mouth and an even dirtier mind and he's not afraid to let the whole team know it.

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    16
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    140
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    18
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    written for the kink meme prompt:
    "After a mission, in the dizzying adrenaline rush of survival, Hunt and Brandt share a moment.

    And by moment, I mean Hunt fucks Brandt against a convenient wall. Super special awesome points for a lot of deep, messy kissing and poor Brandt's already bruised shoulders getting more bruises."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    7468
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    Inspector Spacetime and his associates in the DARSIT are caught by the Blogons. Will they be eradicated or will they escape unharmed?

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    English
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    345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1102
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    While filming the shorts for Playbill to advertise "The Importance of Being Earnest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0)," the cast of Jersey Shore Gone Wilde finds filming in posh clothing with trashy mouths a little too distracting.

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    English
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    2,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    386
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    Because this fandom needed a straight up "A Christmas Carol" parody--Malcolm makes one great Ebenezer Scrooge.

    Language:
    English
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    4,337
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1104

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