10 Works by havent_got_a_clue

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    for the prompt on the kink meme:
    Jane's having problems getting in a seductive mood (maybe the mark is very unappealing) and Brandt helps out over the comm.

    Brandt has a dirty mouth and an even dirtier mind and he's not afraid to let the whole team know it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    140
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
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  2. Tags
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    written for the kink meme prompt:
    "After a mission, in the dizzying adrenaline rush of survival, Hunt and Brandt share a moment.

    And by moment, I mean Hunt fucks Brandt against a convenient wall. Super special awesome points for a lot of deep, messy kissing and poor Brandt's already bruised shoulders getting more bruises."

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    English
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    1,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
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    Inspector Spacetime and his associates in the DARSIT are caught by the Blogons. Will they be eradicated or will they escape unharmed?

    Language:
    English
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    345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1100
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    While filming the shorts for Playbill to advertise "The Importance of Being Earnest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0)," the cast of Jersey Shore Gone Wilde finds filming in posh clothing with trashy mouths a little too distracting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    384
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    Because this fandom needed a straight up "A Christmas Carol" parody--Malcolm makes one great Ebenezer Scrooge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,337
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1100
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    PC Andy plays good Samaritan and picks up a wanderer on the side of the road after he almost careens into him. This being Cardiff and home of Torchwood, it, of course, gets him into big trouble.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,175
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    520
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    The real story behind all the hoyay and boytouching on Heroes and Supernatural.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    428
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    Summary

    The BAU is called in to assist the SBPD with a taxing case and Lassiter, as per usual, falls for the handsome feds with whom he's forced to work. Sexual tension comes to a head and there's an angry yet cathartic threesome in a bathroom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,099
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3495
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    Mayhem is coming, just like the commercials say, but I don't think this is quite the definition they meant. Mayhem does his thing on a woman not insured by Allstate and mass hysteria (and sex) happens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    876
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Sometimes Malcolm needs to be out of control so he can carry on without killing people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4577

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