havent_got_a_clue



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    Unrelated fills from Tumblr prompts--mostly Peter/Chris and Stiles/Derek, but a few random pairings here and there. If you would like to add to the prompts, please visit my tumblr at http://the-unnatural-disaster.tumblr.com/ and fill up my ask box.

    I originally requested prompts for my downtime after running, archery, and gymnastics when I'm soaking my feet or icing my injuries.

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    The holidays can really suck. I want to make people laugh and feel good this December. Expect happy endings and good fun in this series.

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    It all starts perfectly innocently.

    They're at the Friends' Meeting House for an hour of "silently experiencing the light within" and she really, really meant to behave this time. She sent him to the other side of the room so they won't giggle at each other and gave him his bible to hold like a security blanket.

    The thing is, in a quiet room it's easy to get bored, and there's only so many times you can read the information on the "white poppies for peace" collection box before your mind begins to wander. You can think about your tax returns, whether you need to buy a new toaster, your next haircut... or, you can think about how you spent yesterday evening being fucked into the mattress by the hunk of prime ecumenical beef sitting across the room.

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    06 Jun 2019

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    Three months after Awake.

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    28 May 2019

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    What happened after the meeting at the bus stop. And then, in the months after that.

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    27 May 2019

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    "There’s a tiny part of her, perhaps a couple of cells in her pinky toe, that is re-considering whether this is a good idea, but then they’re both kneeling in a communion booth in a dark church, hiding from their troubles, and she is desperately lonely and desperately frightened and desperate, just plain desperate, she knows she’ll be lost the second he touches her."

    alternate titles:
    - bless me, Father, for I have sinned
    - I believe in miracles, you sexy priest
    - it's been seven years and I'm still writing porn about andrew scott

    edit: as of 21st June I have seen andrew scott make out with three people on stage a good couple dozens of times this week thank you and god bless

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    27 May 2019

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    13 May 2019