Fandoms
- Teen Wolf (TV) (10)
- Mission: Impossible (Movies) (2)
- The Tudors (TV) (2)
- Sleepy Hollow (TV) (2)
- The Thick of It (TV) (2)
Recent works
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You're the Wound Time Will Never Heal by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue) for myfortuneandterrorandrapture
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
22 Apr 2014
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Bucky going to Steve in the middle of the night, drunk, wasted, SOMETHING.
“I remember you,” he says, but it’s contempt and envy and pain and love and lust and 70 years of unresolved issues and Steve just grabs him hard and pulls him inside and they fuck like it’s a basic need.
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Such a Thing of Wonder in the Crowd by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
Fandoms: Sleepy Hollow (TV)
01 Oct 2013
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Not everything has changed for the better in this century.
He finds it reprehensible that a divine woman such as Abbie has never known the pleasure of seduction.
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Five Times Frank Irving Was a Grade A Cockblocker to Get What He Wanted by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
Fandoms: Sleepy Hollow (TV)
01 Oct 2013
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Orlando Jones wanted Ichabod/Irving.
Orlando Jones got Ichabod/Irving.
He practically demanded it and who am I to deny the man what he wants?
Now with this, uuuhhh, ringing endorsement from Orlando Jones himself: "...and I have no one to blame but myself."
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Accept What You Are by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Jun 2013
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Deucalion isn't Derek. He doesn't ask, beg, or accept no for an answer.
Deucalion knows what he wants and gets it.
And he wants Scott.
Series
- Part 5 of Reckless Serenade
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By the Skin of Your Teeth (You'll Be Under My Thumb) by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue) for AvaRosier
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
31 May 2013
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“I guess you don’t-- ” But Stiles is staring. Staring like he, too, has something to prove to Peter and it’s not just jealousy at watching him with Lydia. It’s something else, something darker and intriguing.
Lydia lets go of Peter and walks over to Stiles and kisses him with just as much need as she did Peter. He protests, briefly, but Lydia whispers something in his ear that even Peter’s wolf senses can’t make out and Stiles nods his head and finally submits to her.
And could he really be this lucky to get both of these amazing creatures tonight?
Recent series
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Reckless Serenade by orphan_account, The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Jun 2013
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Unrelated fills from Tumblr prompts--mostly Peter/Chris and Stiles/Derek, but a few random pairings here and there. If you would like to add to the prompts, please visit my tumblr at http://the-unnatural-disaster.tumblr.com/ and fill up my ask box.
I originally requested prompts for my downtime after running, archery, and gymnastics when I'm soaking my feet or icing my injuries.
- Words:
- 17,355
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 26
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Cracky Holidays To All! by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
Fandom: Princess Bride (1987), Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Nov 2012
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The holidays can really suck. I want to make people laugh and feel good this December. Expect happy endings and good fun in this series.
- Words:
- 6,888
- Works:
- 1
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- 2
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It all starts perfectly innocently.
They're at the Friends' Meeting House for an hour of "silently experiencing the light within" and she really, really meant to behave this time. She sent him to the other side of the room so they won't giggle at each other and gave him his bible to hold like a security blanket.
The thing is, in a quiet room it's easy to get bored, and there's only so many times you can read the information on the "white poppies for peace" collection box before your mind begins to wander. You can think about your tax returns, whether you need to buy a new toaster, your next haircut... or, you can think about how you spent yesterday evening being fucked into the mattress by the hunk of prime ecumenical beef sitting across the room.
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- Part 3 of Fleabag Fluff
Bookmarked by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
06 Jun 2019
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Three months after Awake.
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- Part 2 of Apostacy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,066
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 148
- Kudos:
- 1,765
- Bookmarks:
- 214
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Bookmarked by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
28 May 2019
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What happened after the meeting at the bus stop. And then, in the months after that.
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- Part 1 of Apostacy
Bookmarked by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
27 May 2019
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"There’s a tiny part of her, perhaps a couple of cells in her pinky toe, that is re-considering whether this is a good idea, but then they’re both kneeling in a communion booth in a dark church, hiding from their troubles, and she is desperately lonely and desperately frightened and desperate, just plain desperate, she knows she’ll be lost the second he touches her."
alternate titles:
- bless me, Father, for I have sinned
- I believe in miracles, you sexy priest
- it's been seven years and I'm still writing porn about andrew scottedit: as of 21st June I have seen andrew scott make out with three people on stage a good couple dozens of times this week thank you and god bless
Bookmarked by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
27 May 2019
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- Words:
- 47,871
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 214
Bookmarked by The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
13 May 2019