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    “Your sole job as Director of SHIELD is to keep track of global threats and you’ve narrowed down the whereabouts of the mad god with mind-control Jedi tricks to the planet Earth,” Tony summarizes flatly. “What’s the plan? We wait till he blows up another super secret facility whose mysteriously undocumented existence doesn’t make me suspicious at all?”
    “Germany!” Rogers blurts out, interrupting Tony’s epic stare-down with Fury.

    In which the surviving Post-Endgame Avengers find themselves back in 2012, trying to stop Loki from invading the Earth. Without tipping their not-in-the-know team members off. Things go— sideways.

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    23 May 2022

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    This is madness in the best form! I cracked up reading this at 3am!

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    HYDRA kidnaps Tony Stark. What happens next should be obvious—the torture, the snark, the dramatic rescue. You know, the usual. Except.

    Except Bix—the newest self-proclaimed faceless HYDRA goon—really ships WinterIron.

     

    Or: Why faceless HYDRA goons aren’t allowed to have a tumblr account.

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    22 May 2022

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    What we as a fandom wish we could do!

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    Modern day Bucky writes Avengers fanfiction as a way to deal with losing his arm while in the military. The Winter Soldier is an original character he concocted as a villain for one of his stories that becomes popular. Only his villain's plots to take down the Avengers turn out to be a little too good. Also, would shipping the Winter Soldier with Iron Man be a little too Mary Sue?

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    20 May 2022

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    Please this is the funniest shit I have ever read 😂
    On par with Eminence of Shadows 😂😂

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    Regulus closes his eyes and shakes his head again, looking pained, then he opens them and sighs. "And your solution to this is me? Pretending to be my boyfriend?"

    "Yeah. It's actually bloody brilliant, if you think about it. Everyone will leave happy. I'm going to fake date my way into falling in love," James announces grandly, sticking his hand out and waving it through the air like he's presenting a banner.

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    Or, the one in which James Potter wants to prove he'd be a good boyfriend to Lily Evans and comes up with the brilliant plan to fake date Regulus Black his way into falling in love. It doesn't quite go as anyone expects.

    Task failed...successfully?

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    18 May 2022

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    Arrrgghhhhh this is the cutest shit to ever exist!!!

  5. Rec 43

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    Some one shots featuring Jake Lockley. I'm steering clear of Spanish because I don't speak it at all and I don't want to say something offensive/cringey when I can just... English :)
    Otherwise, pretty canon-compliant

    Go check out my other series “Moon Bros.” It shares two from this one, I’ll probably update that one now

    Ignore part 10 ("The Rest is Silence") if you don't like hopeless deaths. It doesn't have anything to do with Moon Bros either.

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    17 May 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Soo good one-shots of Jake!