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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Modern AU:
    Above them, the PA system crackled to life.
    “Next stop: 5th and Pearl St.” the automated voice rang. Sansa hurriedly unzipped her bag to pack her book away.
    “This is my stop.”

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    30 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    Sandor gets all hot and bothered after a conversation with his Little Bird so decides to go home and take matters into his own hands with the help of his very dirty, very vivid imagination.

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    02 Aug 2019

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    It's the holidays in King's Landing! Time for a Secret Septon gift exchange.

    Sansa's aged up. Written for a fic exchange on the Sansa/Sandor LJ.

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    13 Jul 2019

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    Title: Prompt32
    Summary: Written for the Sansan Fest 2015. Original prompt was for an AU, arranged marriage fic in which Sandor has a reputation for whoring but is, in fact, really body conscious and a virgin. . . . big boots to try and fill. My usual triage of angst, drama and smut.
    Rating: M for Sandor language, smut, hints of abuse and some faked dub con.
    Warnings: See the ratings for most of them. Plus underage? Sansa has no specific age in this one. Do with her what you will. Whatever floats your boat.
    Pairing: Sandor Clegane x Sansa Stark
    Word Count: >35k

     

    There was a sad twitch of a smile on his lips. “And what if your husband was green?” he asked in a voice so quiet Sansa almost misheard the question.

    If your husband was green? What in Seven Hells did that mean? He wasn’t green. He went to brothels for heavens sake! But, oh! Sansa’s eyes grew wide and her breath caught in her throat. No one ever said what he did there! But that didn’t make any sense! How could he possibly be untouched as she was?

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    08 Jun 2019

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    Ferveret - n. boiling point

    After an Auror raid gone wrong, Draco ends up trapped in a dodgy safehouse with nothing but Harry Potter’s dubious company and a dwindling supply of food. With only each other and the walls surrounding them, they're forced to confront their past and their feelings which have long been threatening to boil over.

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    19 Oct 2018