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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Academy era Dimitri turns forward the hands of time, and the only answers he gets are to questions he never, ever would have asked. (Out loud, anyway.)

    (OR: Academy era Dimitri goes forward in time and a bunch of sexy and emotional and emotionally sexy stuff happens involving him and post-canon dimilix.)

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    07 Aug 2022

  2. Rec *

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    Felix had argued vehemently, while Ingrid ripped the room apart to find clothing for them to wear and Sylvain listened at the cracked door to the soldiers downstairs informing the unimpressed brothel owner that they were conducting a routine search for spies from the Kingdom and would need access to all customer rooms, that there was no good reason he had to wear the costume and Sylvain got to keep (most of) his own clothes on.

    Sylvain had—heroically, he thinks—refrained from saying either “You’re prettier” or “You’re so much smaller,” both of which are absolutely true and either of which would have earned him at least a minor stabbing.

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    07 Aug 2022

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    “I am married,” Sylvain says, a small, private smile on his face. Felix’s chest feels like it’s caving in.

    He forces out a scoff. “What poor fool settled down with you? Someone we know?”

    Sylvain laughs loudly, sharp and sudden, like it’s been shocked out of him.

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    Through a series of unfortunate events, wartime Felix winds up switching places with Felix from ten years in the future.

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    04 Aug 2022

  4. Rec *

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    Dorothea puts a hand on Sylvain’s forehead. “Are you okay? Did you catch something out there on the road with the Blue Lions?”

    “He caught feelings,” says Ingrid.

    “Oh noooo,” says Dorothea, “I hear that’s fatal.”

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    In which Sylvain wakes up on the wrong tour bus, and refuses to be their sex therapist (unless Felix asks nicely)

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    03 Aug 2022

  5. Rec *

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    “What’s wrong, Ashe?” Dimitri asks, with wide, earnest eyes. “Is there anything I can do?”

    There is no easy way to say I want you to dress up as your dead ancestor and then suck your dick, so Ashe doesn't.

    Dimitri and Ashe are taking things slow. Which is fine in Ashe's book. Great, really.

    And then Dimitri wears Loog's armor for his coronation ceremony, and Ashe abruptly realises that actually, they should definitely Have Sex.

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    03 Aug 2022