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    waverly doesn't feel like she's being dramatic when she says that being seventeen, poor, and dateless to prom is the single worst thing that has ever happened to anyone in the history of existence across space and time.

    nicole doesn't feel like she's being dramatic when she says she wished she had $4 to buy a sandwich. also, love is dead and nothing matters.

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    24 Dec 2018

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    The year is 2020 and only two Astronauts of Ares 22 and 23 volunteered to remain on Mars for the mission of a lifetime: Janitor duty. One hundred and eighty days of isolation with only each other for company… along with thousands of fans, over-protective Mission Control, and a “Roomba” with a hat.

    Too bad they can’t stop driving each other insane.

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    30 Aug 2018

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    Evelyn is released on house arrest, and Helen comes by to visit. And she keeps coming back every time.

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    09 Aug 2018

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    The Slytherins have always ruled the Sortilegus, a wizarding society magazine popular since the Middle Ages which lost most of its staff during the recent Unpleasantness (informally known as the Campaign against Noses). Pansy Parkinson has just been made the youngest witch ever to head the publication and has been charged with livening up the magazine and helping it move into post-war society whilst maintaining tradition.

    Which is all fine by Draco until she brings Harry Potter on staff, an obvious attempt to force Draco into a nervous breakdown by requiring him to work cheek-by-jowl with his arch-nemesis.

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    11 Jun 2018

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    Yachi is head over heels for Kiyoko, but after two and a half dates, she doesn't seem to be getting any less mysterious. What could she possibly be hiding?
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    [“I said, are you even texting her?” Yui ran a hand through her hair. “Look, I know you’re deep in puppy love, but you should start learning more about this girl. You know, talk secrets. Find out if she’s a serial killer or what have you.”

    Yachi gasped.

    “Oh- No- She’d never-”]

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    23 Dec 2015

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