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    Completely by chance, I saw a "human boyfriend for werewolf roleplay" ASMR video on YouTube and thought 1. Stiles would totally do something as reckless as making an ASMR channel for werewolves 2. He would be really good at it and 3. It would definitely blow up in his face.

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    03 Mar 2021

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    “Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”

    Derek laughs.

    “I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”

    “I do our taxes,” Derek says.

    “We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”

    “I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”

    “That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”

    “Please stop talking about your colon.”

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    27 Feb 2021

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    TBR for when this is complete bc the first one was so good but I can't risk getting emotionally invested in this if the author ends up not finishing it

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    “Can I help you pick something?” Andrew turned, ready to say no thank you and instead froze in place, the purple vibrator held chest height between him and the most beautiful boy he’d ever seen. The tag on his floral shirt read Good Vibrations and just underneath that, Neil.

    Neil stood there all open and relaxed, a gentle curve of pink lips, unruly auburn hair hovering over sparkling blue eyes.

    Andrew’s mouth snapped shut. He put the box carefully back on the shelf and walked out of the store without a word.

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    31 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    He glanced up to find both Andrews still looking at him and the heat at his throat returned.

    "This is a lot," he said quietly, letting out a small noise that could've been a laugh. "I don't know what to do with two boyfriends."

    A recognizable look of something passed between Andrew and himself, as if they were sharing a memory or a thought Neil wasn't privy to.

    "I think the better question is what will two boyfriends do with you," Second Andrew muttered so softly, Neil wasn't sure it was even meant for him to hear.

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    After a bizarre lightning storm, Neil Josten finds he now has two boyfriends. They make do.

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    30 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    After being so neutral on everything to do with sex for so long, it takes Neil by surprise how much he enjoys sex with Andrew, and how he can even think about Andrew's body in a sexual way. TLDR: Neil is obsessed with Andrew's big cock.

    Andrew has always been aware that he has a larger than average dick, it's just a thing about himself he knows. Andrew just has never had a partner he trusted enough to even touch him, let alone give him a blowjob, that is until Neil bats his lashes, and sinks to his knees, and says, demurely "I want to blow you, yes or no?"

    Then it is like a switch has been flipped. Neil wants to get good at blowjobs, and he is nothing if not driven and dedicated. Andrew is not complaining, but he is a bit mystified.

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    29 Jan 2021

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