hale_and_hearty
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Tony Stark's Lab for Wayward Mechanical Engineering Interns by hale_and_hearty for emptythoughts
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 May 2020
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The day the interns find out Michelle Jones’s age is the worst day of Peter’s life.
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Peter and MJ are mechanical engineering interns for Stark Industries, and amidst Peter's increasingly ridiculous attempts to keep his secret identity a secret, their fellow interns decide they should date.
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devil like me by hale_and_hearty for emptythoughts
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
15 Apr 2020
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Alex's mark was a man of simple pleasures — booze, ecstasy, and men half his age. Kazimir Veselovsky was the owner of Sandstone Club, and one of the leading perpetuators in human trafficking. He was also a staunch environmental extremist and had hosted many rallies and protests in favor of eradicating all human invention and development in order to give the land back over to Mother Nature. It was an odd juxtaposition. It was also none of Alex’s business.
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AU in which most of the events of Scorpia did not take place, and Alex became an assassin for Scorpia instead of returning home.
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it's like kissing god (i'll die young) by hale_and_hearty for emptythoughts
Fandoms: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV)
13 Dec 2019
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"It's a date."
It's a date she's looking forward to, one that brings the skip back into her step, one that has her smiling at the stars when she dozes off in a sun lounger that night. Someday, a date with Lenny Bruce.
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Someday never comes, and Midge mourns six wasted years.
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honey in my ears by hale_and_hearty for emptythoughts
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
06 Feb 2019
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It's just one word. Roadhead.
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bound to fall by hale_and_hearty for empty_thoughts
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
02 Aug 2018
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"I'm getting a fake wedding ring," Dan announces. "If they don't respect me, maybe they'll respect my fictional fiance."
Neil looks at Matt and says dryly, "That was honestly the best opportunity you could have asked for and you still blew it."
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AKA, Dan is tired of getting hit on by creeps, and Matt is really bad at proposing.
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Completely by chance, I saw a "human boyfriend for werewolf roleplay" ASMR video on YouTube and thought 1. Stiles would totally do something as reckless as making an ASMR channel for werewolves 2. He would be really good at it and 3. It would definitely blow up in his face.
Bookmarked by hale_and_hearty
03 Mar 2021
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“Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”
Derek laughs.
“I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”
“I do our taxes,” Derek says.
“We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”
“I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”
“That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”
“Please stop talking about your colon.”
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Mage Kid and Wolf Nerd
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Bookmarked by hale_and_hearty
27 Feb 2021
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TBR for when this is complete bc the first one was so good but I can't risk getting emotionally invested in this if the author ends up not finishing it
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Gotta Start Somewhere by justadreamfox for djhedy, moonix
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
13 Jan 2021
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“Can I help you pick something?” Andrew turned, ready to say no thank you and instead froze in place, the purple vibrator held chest height between him and the most beautiful boy he’d ever seen. The tag on his floral shirt read Good Vibrations and just underneath that, Neil.
Neil stood there all open and relaxed, a gentle curve of pink lips, unruly auburn hair hovering over sparkling blue eyes.
Andrew’s mouth snapped shut. He put the box carefully back on the shelf and walked out of the store without a word.
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- Part 1 of Good Vibrations
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31 Jan 2021
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He glanced up to find both Andrews still looking at him and the heat at his throat returned.
"This is a lot," he said quietly, letting out a small noise that could've been a laugh. "I don't know what to do with two boyfriends."
A recognizable look of something passed between Andrew and himself, as if they were sharing a memory or a thought Neil wasn't privy to.
"I think the better question is what will two boyfriends do with you," Second Andrew muttered so softly, Neil wasn't sure it was even meant for him to hear.
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After a bizarre lightning storm, Neil Josten finds he now has two boyfriends. They make do.
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Bookmarked by hale_and_hearty
30 Jan 2021
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After being so neutral on everything to do with sex for so long, it takes Neil by surprise how much he enjoys sex with Andrew, and how he can even think about Andrew's body in a sexual way. TLDR: Neil is obsessed with Andrew's big cock.
Andrew has always been aware that he has a larger than average dick, it's just a thing about himself he knows. Andrew just has never had a partner he trusted enough to even touch him, let alone give him a blowjob, that is until Neil bats his lashes, and sinks to his knees, and says, demurely "I want to blow you, yes or no?"
Then it is like a switch has been flipped. Neil wants to get good at blowjobs, and he is nothing if not driven and dedicated. Andrew is not complaining, but he is a bit mystified.
Bookmarked by hale_and_hearty
29 Jan 2021