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    “Okay, heartbreaker,” he says, “how much to put the tires back on the car?”

    Jason rolls his eyes and gestures at him with the lug wrench. “Why don’t I just beat you up and steal your money? Is this the first time you’ve been to a bad part of town? Don’t show me your wallet, asshole. Come on.”

    The man heaves a heavy, aggrieved sigh and starts pulling out bills. “Five hundred?” He tries. “Six? We can go to an ATM.”

    “You are mugging yourself,” Jason says, oddly impressed. “Holy shit.”

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    Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.

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    Harry Potter travels back in time on behalf of the Order of the Phoenix to retrieve a thirteen-year-old Tom Riddle.

    When they arrive in the future, Harry and Tom must wait for an indeterminate period under sealed wards as the timeline rights itself in Tom's absence.

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    Max Rockatansky has lived alone for many years. That all changes when Immortan Joe's War Boys abduct him, setting in motion a series of events that leads to him meeting Furiosa and Immortan's omega brides, including a young man named Arthur

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    Hush, Harry,” came Voldemort’s soothing voice. “I shall take… such good care of you.

    “I desire our reunion sooner rather than later. Come back to me, and I will ensure that you are as utterly comfortable as I can make you. You may be assured that I will never rest my immortal body until I have you once again.”

    I did not intend to –

    You did so intend! Well? Will you finally stop moping now that the box was not-empty for a night?

    No,” Voldamort snarled. “This fixes nothing.

    A retrospective tale of language gaps, of untrustworthy memories, and of the culmination of a millennia long affair between a Dark Lord and a counterrevolutionary.

     

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