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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    This huge alien who looks like a chubby, purple potato, this loud man who is part of the newest alien species just discovered in Heleus, this angara who expresses himself so freely and openly just like the rest of his species, is his sister’s boyfriend.

    Her first boyfriend, since her nerd ass never found someone intelligent enough to understand how special she is.

    At least, that means this weird guy is clever.

    In which Scott Ryder finally meets Jaal Ama Darav, his sister's boyfriend. It will take him a while to get used to this.

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    20 Apr 2017

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    A few goofy texts sent to the wrong number, and Alistair quickly finds himself in too deep with an engaging stranger.

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    22 Oct 2015

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    All her carefully laid plans had been laid to waste, the future she'd worked so hard to secure literal ashes as she'd watched Ostwick Circle burn. While others wailed despair and failure, however, Lea Trevelyan saw release and freedom. If there was one thing she excelled at it was rising from the dust of defeat and recreating her life anew - although, granted, she'd never tried before when it was raining demons and green fire.

    The chaos didn't matter. When Lea saw an opportunity, she planned her attack with a cold calculation honed over the long years of incarceration in the Circle. All she knew was the fight for survival borne out of necessity in the vicious world of Mages and Templars. If the arrogant former Knight-Commander of Kirkwall lived up to his ruthless reputation and tried to stop her, Lea would ensure he lived to regret it.

    It didn’t take her long to remember how dangerous assumptions could be.

    Completed Part 1 of a very AU take on DA:I from the perspectives of Leaena Trevelyan and Cullen Rutherford. Explicit language and content from the start, detailed in tags. I do not detail TWs at the start of each chapter so please check before reading.

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    10 Oct 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    She didn't want to die. She didn't want to then wake up in the Shire. She didn't want to meet thirteen dwarves and go on a stupid suicidal quest (which is ridiculous considering she's already dead). She didn't want to make so many friends with people WHO WEREN'T REAL.

    But she's here, and obviously the universe doesn't care what she wants. Since she's stuck here, she might as well stop the damn Durins from getting themselves killed.

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    25 Aug 2015

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    Touching a person’s braids or hair without their consent is considered on par with sexual assault. Bilbo doesn’t realize how deeply he has just been disrespected when a visiting dwarf pulls his hair roughly once they catch sight of his consort braid. Thorin and the company freak the fuck out. Bilbo is very confused. Leads to cuddles and some schmoopy loving!

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    06 Aug 2015