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  1. Summary

    A bunch of thirsty writers had an idea - David and Patrick engage in shower sex. After much “research” being passed around, this series is the result. Remember, comments and kudos on each one quench our thirst.

    We present:


    Art by SteviesTooSpooky

     Dirty boys get clean.

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    Patrick is wracked with guilt at how he spoke to Rachel last night. She didn’t deserve to have his frustration unleashed on her. He hears the door open and close and is ready to get up and apologize. But before he can do so, a man’s voice pierces through the air.

    “I know you’re feeling like shit right now, but you need to take your medicine.”

    Patrick’s eyes snap open and he sits up quickly, groaning again as the world swoops around him. He closes his eyes and cradles his head and the voice chuckles. Patrick feels the bed dip and a warm hand comes to cup behind his neck. Patrick slowly opens his eyes and looks up and sees a man with dark hair and even darker eyebrows smiling down at him.

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    Patrick Brewer goes asleep engaged to Rachel and wakes up married to David Rose. He's given a taste of happiness he never knew he could have and does everything he can to chase after it.

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    13 Oct 2021

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    After the Rose legacy literally goes up in flames, David decides the only way to help his family is to enter into an arranged marriage for money.

    Patrick Brewer, on the heels of a failed engagement, decides to put his search for love aside and marry for convenience.

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    26 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    Patrick Brewer was starting to think that if he made it on to this fucking cruise ship with his marriage intact, he’d call it a victory.

     

     

    David and Patrick are on a cruise and get mixed up in a murder mystery. That's the fic. Now complete!

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    20 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    David Rose. Gorgeous, interesting David Rose is flirting. With him. In the past, flirting had been enjoyable, a nice way to get to know someone new. This is different. It’s exciting. And fun. And makes his stomach swoop and his knees weak. For the first time in his life he finally understands the appeal.

     

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    Patrick Brewer, newly single and fresh off a break up, has himself a vacation fling, that leaves him wanting more (HEA, of course!).

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    13 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    What if you met the man of your dreams in your dreams?

    They’ve never met, but every night, David and Patrick dream about their future together. If only they knew how to find each other in real life.

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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    06 Sep 2021