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  1. Rec *

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    10 Feb 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    that shit was long as hell. however my heart is now swole

  2. Rec *

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    >User: Karkat Vantas
    Objective: Sabotage any and all customer attempts to purchase a live pet from the undermanaged retail hell you call a job.

    >User: Dave Strider
    Objective: Obtain a cat before your sister's birthday next month.

    Match: begin.

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    05 Feb 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    valid

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    "take the shackles off my feet so i can dance, you broke my chains now i can lift my hands."

    or, "He doesn’t make any friends when he starts school. He misses his Momma too much, but he tries not to cry because his Daddy said he wasn’t supposed to. He wants to say No, he wants to ask, Do I have to leave home?, he wants to ask, Why do they look at you like that when you come pick me up, Daddy? But his mouth isn’t big enough for words like that yet. His heart isn’t strong enough. (They ask him after the first time Coach picks him up if he’s his real Daddy, whatever that means. His Dad’s hand is brown sugar and Eric’s is a Nilla wafer, and they’re made for each other.

    But Eric’s mouth isn’t big enough for those words, yet.)"

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    04 Jul 2018

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    In 2009, Jack Zimmermann doesn't just walk away from his future, he packs a bag and runs.

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    20 Oct 2017

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    "Keith, if we make it out of this alive, I'm going to kiss you."

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    31 Jul 2017