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This is the last time that Eve takes advice from Hugo.
When Eve drunkenly decides to hire an escort to be her date for her ex-husband’s wedding, she is in no way prepared for Villanelle to be who she is.
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26 May 2020
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Infernal Reprieve by Miss_sunfire
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
27 Oct 2018
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The chips are down, the die is cast. Thanos is seconds away from having all of the infinity stones. All of earth’s mightiest heroes lie bleeding and crumpled around him. All hope is lost except…
A demon, a princess from hell offers one last saving grace. A faustian bargain trading Thanos death for the very soul of earth’s mightiest he-
Wait what? All she wants is a date with Natasha Romanoff to save the universe? Dafuq?
And why is Earth now at war with the eternal golden army of heaven?
Or, that one weird ass story where Darcy is an oversexed and bored succubus who’s entirely done with your shit and Natasha really just wants a fucking week where the world doesn’t explode as well as a nice cup of tea.
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15 Feb 2019
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Post-Thor, canon-divergence. Loki doesn't survive his fall from the Bifrost and winds up reincarnated on Midgard as a mortal magician named Lucy with no memory of her previous life. Her decision-making skills have not been much improved by the transformation.
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“Do I even want to know why you think I’m your missing brother?”“The similarities are startling,” Thor managed. She looked pointedly down at her chest, then back at him, her lips pursing. He knew the look in her eyes, the set of her mouth, the tension in her jaw. Oh, how he knew that sharp, angry, hard face. He could practically hear Loki hissing “You idiot” in his ear.
“You deny it, then?” Hogun asked.
“Seriously?” Lucy’s left eye twitched slightly. “I have at no point in the last thirty years seen or experienced anything that would lead me to think I’m a dude, an alien, a god, or any combination thereof. So yeah, I’m going to have to go with denying it.”
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23 Dec 2018
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From the Desk of N. Fury by Sholio for nickelmountain
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Aug 2014
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Nicholas J. Fury vs. SHIELD bureaucracy.
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11 May 2018
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The Not-Christmas Not-Truce of 1944 by dropdeaddream
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Mar 2015
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Bucky stabs a man in the neck.
The cow moos.
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29 Apr 2018