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    After they kill that fucking clown, Richie is left with a broken arm, a list of bad baseball comedy jokes, and one beautiful, dedicated nurse by the name of Eddie Kaspbrak. But then Richie's manager Steve rushes to his side, and Richie's seeing double as the two most important men in Richie's life square off to see who can Handle Richie Tozier's Shit the best. Which isn't a bad problem to have, in Richie's book--he just wishes they could figure out how to get along.

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    17 Jan 2022

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    The Losers defeat Pennywise, the Turtle does them all a solid and brings Stan and Eddie back and Richie goes home and tries to fix his life. But when cancelling his tour and coming out publicly leaves him itching to get out of LA – and quitting his job and leaving his wife leaves Eddie itching to get out of New York – Richie suggests they take the road trip they always wanted to take when they were kids. It’s the perfect plan – he gets to run away from his problems for a little while, spend some quality time getting to know his best friend again, and hopefully realize that his crush on Eddie is something safely buried in his past. Hopefully.

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    15 Jan 2022

  3. Rec 11

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    Eddie, looking at Richie swearing and attempting to cover himself on the couch, blushing and ashamed, felt an overwhelming surge of relief and graciousness. Here, finally, was something he could give Richie. Richie may have had to buy a drying rack, a shoe rack, three bookshelves, and countless cleaning supplies for Eddie, but Eddie could let him masturbate on his own couch in his own home.

    “Please,” Eddie said, extremely, enthusiastically casually, “don’t let me stop you.”

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    12 Jan 2022

  4. Rec 17

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    Eddie sighed and braced himself, “I’d want to try a blow job.”

    Richie, embarrassingly, immediately thought of Eddie wanting to give a blow job and his mouth went dry, imagining it. Then his brain caught up.

    “Wait, she never blew you?” Richie might have yelled it. Eddie brought both his hands up and looked around, shushing him, like there was someone behind the couch listening. “How could she never blow you, isn’t that, like, the point of getting married? Scheduled blowies?”

    “No one ever blew me, okay?” Eddie hissed at him, his face crimson. “None of my girlfriends before her, none of my dates since - not that there would have been any opportunity - no one ever offered.”

    “Why the fuck not?” Richie said, and immediately regretted it.

    “Uh, I don’t know dude,” Eddie said, incredibly offended, “it’s not like I conducted — fucking — exit interviews or some shit. Maybe my dick’s just weird.”

    “Is it?” Richie blurted out.

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    10 Jan 2022

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    “New York?” Eddie asked, quickly, before he could stop himself.
     
    “Yeees? What about it?”

    “Do you want to come to New York. For Christmas. To spend it with me.” 

    “Yeah,” Richie said.

    “I mean, I know you’re super busy and all, so—”

    “Shut your mouth, Eds. You’re sad and alone and in desperate need of company, so obviously I’m going to clear my incredibly busy schedule—the parties and the laughs and the orgies—to come hang out with you. It’ll be like, my very good deed of the year.” 
     

    (Eddie and Richie realize neither of them needs to spend the holidays alone.)

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    09 Jan 2022

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