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  1. Rec *

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    Gavin owed the walking hunk of plastic. He owed him. Ugh, Gavin hated owing people stuff. It gave him a horrible feeling in his stomach, like indigestion, except worse because it involved emotionsTM. This, coupled with the fact he was pumped up with drugs and suffering a concussion, was why he was about to make a terrible, terrible mistake.

    “‘Kay. Fine. Thanks or whatever. Lemme know if you ever need anythin' prick.”

    RK900’s LED went yellow at this, and this time Gavin was pretty sure he was doing the processing thing. It was still yellow even when he nodded in a serious way and said:

    “That would be useful.”

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    17 Aug 2019

  2. Rec 15

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    There he sat, leaning on his hand and just watching the Atlas party go by when he’d usually be attempting to steal investors away from them or something. Slowly, his eyelids began to close. Just a moment...just a few seconds…

    “Jack.”

    “Oh fuck me,” Jack snapped, jolting awake and spilling his martini over the bar. The bartender eyed him with frustration and he quickly turned to find Rhys standing beside him with a smirk on his lips.

    “Hello, Jack.”

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    16 Aug 2019

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    God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.

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    21 Jul 2019

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    Aziraphale has certainly dabbled in the world of carnal delights over the years, most notably in the late nineteenth century, when a certain infernal adversary was enjoying a century-long nap and seemingly the only way to pass the time had been to develop some hobbies.

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    20 Jul 2019

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    “They think I’m immune to demon fire, see,” Aziraphale said, in a slightly airy voice. “So they had to… get creative.”

    “Aziraphale, what. Did. They. Do?”

    “Can’t you tell?” Aziraphale gave a little laugh. This must be what shock felt like. “Can’t you sense it?” He grabbed Crowley’s hand and pressed it to his chest, so the demon could feel his rapidly beating, very human heart. “I’m a human now, my dear. Very, very mortal.”

    Aziraphale is punished. Crowley refuses to accept it. Shenanigans, feelings, and plots ensue.

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    19 Jul 2019