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    Jonny’s prostate is a gift from the gods. Patrick’s patience, also.

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    07 May 2019

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    06 May 2019

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    06 May 2019

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    There's a wagon parked in front of the farmhouse, with a guy standing behind it; as he draws closer, Patrick squints against the sun to see him better, and he registers three things all at once. The first is that the guy looks really young - around Patrick's own age, maybe. The second is that he's shovelling grain or something out of the back of the wagon, wielding the heavy shovel with ease, like it weighs nothing at all.

    The third is that he's, well, topless. And wearing nothing but a pair of dirt-stained jeans slung low on his hips. Like, Patrick can see his abs and v-cuts even at this distance. The dude's biceps are literally rippling each time he lifts his shovel, gleaming with sweat in the summer sun.

    Patrick's mind manages to pull up a fourth item: he pretty much looks like the hot lonely farmer in every hot lonely farmer porno his teenage self has ever watched.

     
    the one where jonny's a farmer, patrick's still a hockey player, and, well, you know the rest.

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    06 May 2019

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    Draco knows they aren't the only students who will be completing their NEWTs this year, but they are the only ones whose home fireplaces were disconnected from the floo network by the ministry.

    At least, Draco assumes as much until he sees the light falling out from the front door of one of the other rickety old houses in front of them and the three figures cast in its warm glow. For a moment they look like some sort of strange, many legged creature. An acromantula, or a particularly massive Blast-Ended Skrewt. Then Draco hears Pansy make a disgusted sound beside him and the light falls in a less blinding way, and Draco can see that it is actually Potter and the Weasel carrying a large couch between them, and Granger fluttering around them with her wand out, seeming concerned.

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