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In which Alastor realizes he committed a bit too hard to the whole found-family gag, gets fucked up by the First Douchebag, and tries to pretend everything is fine. Shockingly, Charlie is not oblivious. Even more shockingly, the person she goes to for help is Vox.
This turns out to be a case of using the wrong equation but still getting the correct answer.
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Mary Jane Watson, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Multiverse by generalzero
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)
19 Jan 2024
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Mary Jane does not trust Norman Osborn and Otto Octavius to tell her the sky is blue, but for Peter's sake (and Harry's in the case of his father) she is willing to be civil--but that's it. Mary Jane is certain that beneath their remorseful masks, both men are still monsters.
And then Venom happens.
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Gregory wants to rescue the possessed animatronics, but Glitchtrap holds all the cards. All except for two: a protective Freddy Fazbear, and a ride or die Daycare Attendant. The clock is ticking, but this time six am doesn't guarantee a happy ending.
Featuring a surprisingly cunning Sun, an unsurprisingly feral Moon, and a Freddy Fazbear working out his existential crisis of sentience by sucker-punching anyone who looks at Gregory sideways.
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- Part 1 of I guess I'm a Daycare Attendant stan now
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Sunny is not as dumb as he pretends to be for the humans. He knows that there is something deeply wrong in the PizzaPlex. The just-an-innocent-robot-mask is useful for more than keeping FazEnt administrators happy, after all.
A dumb robot is a harmless robot, and people let things slip when they think you’re too shallow to comprehend what you overhear or too ditsy to remember it for longer than a single conversation. They’re more likely to gossip and vent and confide in you when you make yourself into a blank diary page for them.
It’s a delicate balance, showing the high level of competence necessary for childcare while also appearing to be just as naive as his young charges. It helps that grown-ups think children are simple.
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- Part 3 of I guess I'm a Daycare Attendant stan now
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Stealing a nuclear bomb is one thing. Getting rid of it is another. Getting rid of it without ruining your friendship with an eldritch horror capable of hold grudges for centuries might just be impossible.
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- Part 11 of The House Always Wins
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The first thing you had to remember about Jewel Casino was that you couldn't buy chips with money. It wasn't that kind of casino. You couldn't gamble your soul either. The casino's owner, the enigmatic and unnerving Opal Nox, was not interested in souls. Then what were you supposed to bet, you ask? The color of your eyes. All your memories before you were three years old. The second best day of your life. Anything you liked really. When you cashed out at the end of the night, you could buy those things back ...or you could buy other things.
The second thing you had to remember was deceptively simple: the House always wins.
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Gregory wants to rescue the possessed animatronics, but Glitchtrap holds all the cards. All except for two: a protective Freddy Fazbear, and a ride or die Daycare Attendant. The clock is ticking, but this time six am doesn't guarantee a happy ending.
Featuring a surprisingly cunning Sun, an unsurprisingly feral Moon, and a Freddy Fazbear working out his existential crisis of sentience by sucker-punching anyone who looks at Gregory sideways.
Split POV: Sun, Moon, Freddy, Gregory.
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"A Qualitative Analysis of the Difficulties of Isolating a Specific Iteration of an Individual within the Multiverse" --by Otto Octavius, PhD. by generalzero
Fandom: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
19 Jan 2024
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Otto should have anticipated that his mission to check on Peter One would not be as simple as tracking down the Stephen Strange of his own universe and conspiring with Norman to create a multidimensional anchoring device.
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The thing about Dumbledore was that he favored telling people what he thought they needed to hear, rather than telling them the plain truth. For example, when he told Harry Potter in second year that only a true Gryffindor could pull Godric's sword out of the Sorting Hat, he was just trying to reassure a student who was uncertain they belonged to their House. He was, however, not only lying, but wrong. A Hogwarts student belongs to *all* the Houses, and many things other than a sword have sprung mysteriously from the Sorting Hat.
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The four Founders of Hogwarts were by no means the greatest or most powerful wixen ever known, but on Hogwarts grounds and over Hogwarts students, their influence is sacrosanct. Whether through the magic of the Sorting Hat and the castle itself, or some other cunning, mysterious means of reaching through time, help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
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Coming Out And Going Legit by generalzero
Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spiderman - Fandom
17 Jan 2017
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short series of crack fics about Doc Ock, Spiderman, and Pride Parade. Adjusted to be a series rather than a single fic bc the first part stands alone.
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My obsession with sickfics has taken it upon itself to present filthy desires. Alastor suffers and the crew cares. Non-ship.
Extermination arrives ahead of schedule, and Alastor carries his wounds throughout the ravages of war. He struggles with his injuries, while the rest struggle with his stubbornness.
Bookmarked by generalzero
15 Mar 2024
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During their past friendship Alastor and Vox started binding their souls together but none of them noticed it as Soulbond are really rare and only a few older demons in Hell know about that.
Alastor finally notices it and then completely freaks out and rejects Vox as he refuses to be leashed to someone. Him leaving away is his solution to break the bond, but it doesn't work like that, and one day, after seven years, they meet again.Bookmarked by generalzero
15 Mar 2024
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Video Saved The Radio Star! by Mozarts Fantasy (MozartsFantasy)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Mar 2024
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What if Alastor and Vox weren't rivals but friends instead, hiding their relationship so that no one could take advantage of it? When he sees the deer demon injured during the battle against Adam, Vox decides he can't sit by and do nothing. Even if it means revealing their friendship to all of Hell, he's going to get Al out of there if it's the last thing he does.
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Bookmarked by generalzero
15 Mar 2024
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“Help…”
The image of Alastor trying to crawl on his wounded stomach, those delicate fingers curling helplessly in air, reaching towards Vox — a smile stitched-up and eyes that screamed — the essence of a soul that twisted on the palm. Help, the fragment of Alastor’s soul had pleaded. Please. Help. Help. Help. Pleading with his enemy. Alastor couldn't even recognize him. Vox hadn’t even paused to think as he grabbed Alastor's hand, and the smallest bit of his own soul twined around, deep deep deep, merging fully with that fragment of Alastor, anything to steer him away from the awful finality of nonexistence. Vox's mind rejected the notion. His conscience exorcised the option from reality.
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Post-Finale. The Hotel finds Alastor right on the front lawn, unconscious and bleeding, still injured from Adam's blade. While he recovers, all of Hell scrambles to find out who his mysterious rescuer is.
Meanwhile, Vox tries not to freak out that he might have accidentally made a soul bond to save that deer asshole's life. All he had wanted to do was to scope out the ruins of Alastor's radio tower. Fuck him for being curious, he supposed.
Bookmarked by generalzero
15 Mar 2024
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"So," Husk began, coming to a halt to the left of the deer demon. "What's all the fuss about?"
The Radio Demon's head snapped back to face him, neck cracking. "Why, it's a pleasure to see you as always, dear Husker!" He grinned, razor sharp teeth on full display. "It seems our dear Princess is pursuing a rather silly endeavor." He answered, hands gesturing to the television dramatically, eyes darting back to follow.
Husk barked out a laugh. "She wants to get demons sent to Heaven?" He questioned incredulously, paw coming up to cover his mouth as he giggled.
Alastor's smile only grew at Husk's apparent agreement and to the hilarity of the situation. "It's truly baffling, isn't it?" A rowdy laugh track could be heard from his radio.
(What if Husk never sold his soul to Alastor, and remained an Overlord to this day?)
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Bookmarked by generalzero
15 Mar 2024