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    The first thing you had to remember about Jewel Casino was that you couldn't buy chips with money. It wasn't that kind of casino. You couldn't gamble your soul either. The casino's owner, the enigmatic and unnerving Opal Nox, was not interested in souls. Then what were you supposed to bet, you ask? The color of your eyes. All your memories before you were three years old. The second best day of your life. Anything you liked really. When you cashed out at the end of the night, you could buy those things back ...or you could buy other things.

    The second thing you had to remember was deceptively simple: the House always wins.

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    The thing about Dumbledore was that he favored telling people what he thought they needed to hear, rather than telling them the plain truth. For example, when he told Harry Potter in second year that only a true Gryffindor could pull Godric's sword out of the Sorting Hat, he was just trying to reassure a student who was uncertain they belonged to their House. He was, however, not only lying, but wrong. A Hogwarts student belongs to *all* the Houses, and many things other than a sword have sprung mysteriously from the Sorting Hat.

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    The four Founders of Hogwarts were by no means the greatest or most powerful wixen ever known, but on Hogwarts grounds and over Hogwarts students, their influence is sacrosanct. Whether through the magic of the Sorting Hat and the castle itself, or some other cunning, mysterious means of reaching through time, help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.

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    short series of crack fics about Doc Ock, Spiderman, and Pride Parade. Adjusted to be a series rather than a single fic bc the first part stands alone.

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    Exactly What It Says On The Tin

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    wednesday addams inherits more of gomez's romantic streak than she'd ever let on.

    very much based on these tags left on one of my tumblr posts (thank you deathbythenarrative for the inspo!)

    #like. wednesday changes her coffee order on days after full moons because she knows enid will need caffeine to get through the day but won’t #want to go out and buy any
    #and she KNOWS enid cant help but want to sample some of Wednesday’s (and maybe drink the whole thing) so wednesday gets a sweeter drink #enid asking like ‘hey i know u like death staring at people but its been five minutes and im a little concerned #do i have something on my face’ #and wednesdays just like no. i was admiring you. #she presents enid with new nail polish the minute she runs out #bc she calculated the usage

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    “Wait here,” Wednesday tells her, in a voice softer than what Enid is used to. “I’ll prepare the shower.”

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    alternatively: enid is filthy and bloody and can barely stand after the fight with tyler. wednesday is there to help her.

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    Enid is having nightmares, and it's keeping Wednesday awake. Which is the only reason why she offers to share her bed.

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    Everyone knows Wednesday and Enid have been dating for months now.

    The only problem is, no one thought to let Wednesday know.

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    Harry died at Voldemort’s hands. Ron and Hermione go back in time with a shared mission: protect Harry at any and all costs. And when it turns out that Harry is showing some signs of recovering his own memories, Ron and Hermione commit, as well, to protecting what’s blossoming between them.

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