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    “I know I spent a while frozen in the arctic,” Steve said as he slowly reshut the driver’s side door and stepped back to take in the view. “So I guess I haven’t had a chance to see everything here in the future. But I was not expecting a Bavarian-themed Taco Bell with the KFC guy standing out front wearing lederhosen.”

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    29 Apr 2022

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    this is the funniest shit ever

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    They've come a long way, but even ten years after the world was saved, they're still not quite where they should be. A whim, a missing painting, and a handful of near-death experiences help a flip wizard and his apprentice bridge the gap.

    Taako does his best. Angus takes some risks. Introductions are made, bonds are tested, and lessons are learned — better late than never.

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    25 Feb 2022

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    fantastic

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Hollis - ˈhä -lis: Transferred use of the English surname meaning "dweller at the holly trees." It is derived from the Old English holegn (holly tree).

    Holly- ˈhä-lē, noun: any of a genus (Ilex of the family Aquifoliaceae, the holly family) of trees and shrubs,
    especially either of two (I. opaca of the eastern U.S. and I. aquifolium of Eurasia) with spiny-margined evergreen leaves and usually red berries often used for Christmas decorations. In Victorian flower language, holly flowers mean defense and protection, and, less commonly, hope.

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    Hollis has many, many questions about the woods they grew up in. They just want to know what's out there; they always have. They see teeth gleaming in the shadows; sometimes, late at night, they hear mournful howls on the wind, or the cries of dying beasts. Kepler is dangerous. The forest is dangerous. (And sometimes they think they can hear it speaking to them. But that's ridiculous. Isn't it?)

    Hollis doesn't know how, or why, and there's only so many questions they can ask. But they're willing to give almost anything to find out the answers.

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    13 Feb 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    A collection of various TAZ Amnesty doodles and drawings.

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    10 Feb 2022

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    this is perfect in every way

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    There's a lot of downtime in between monster hunting. Aubrey spends most of it befriending Jake Coolice, flirting with cute girls, and only occasionally getting in trouble with Barclay and/or Mama.

    (These are the antics that the residents of Kepler get up to whilst not being actively hunted and killed by monsters.)

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    01 Dec 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so funny i love this so much