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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    When Hubert agrees to a political marriage with an unknown Alliance diplomat, Ferdinand steps up as the noblest of nobles to teach him to be a suitable romantic partner.

    Featuring: where duty ends and life begins, the exact degree to which a pinky must be held when drinking tea, and so, so much more horseback riding than Hubert would like.

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    23 Nov 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    “- but this is just getting ridiculous,” Dorothea’s hat was starting to come off her head. “And even Edie is getting sick of it – I don’t think she actually dislikes Ferdinand – and you should have seen her face when she left the Professor’s room. It’d be a lot easier if they just admitted they want each other and get it over with already!”

    “Exactly what I said!” said Hilda. “Except I said “hatefuck.””

    “On that note, we actually have a bit of an idea that maybe you’d want to take to Edelgard,” said Claude.
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    Tired of Hubert and Ferdinand's constant bickering, Claude and Hilda persuade Edelgard to do something about it.

    And by "do something about it", they mean "lie to them and also manufacture increasingly ridiculous scenarios until they make out."

    Much Ado About Nothing pastiche

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    22 Nov 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    “You okay?”
    James’ attention was brought back to the voice behind him, which was, unlike the lifeless monster under his feet, definitely human, definitely something he was glad to hear.
    James stood up again, seeing a-- young man? A young-looking man on the other side of the wooden barricade, gun held firmly in his right and cradled by his left, lowered to his hip. He had dusty blond hair, cold eyes, and was wearing a leather jacket over a gray shirt, jeans, and black combat boots. James was at a loss for words. If he were to be honest, he really wasn’t okay, because he just came face to face with a monster after all, but he just nodded awkwardly and said, “Yes, I’m fine. Thank you.”

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    24 Jul 2020

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    oh okay THIS is epic.

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Where are you finding these people, anyway?” Ignis asks.

    Gladio scratches his head. “InsomniaMatch.”

    “Well, that explains everything,” Ignis says. “When you scrape the bottom of the barrel, you get the dregs."

    Gladio goes on a series of bad dates. Ignis has some opinions about them.

    Or, six times Gladio struck out with online dating, and one time he found the right person.

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    27 May 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Oh, such a good attitude for servitude,” Jake drawled, his tone so fake it was obvious he was making fun of Piers. “I bet soldiers like you, willing to do anything to serve, are really popular in the… BSAA, was it?” He was still blinking innocently at the other man, but there was enough in his voice to make his real intentions clear.

    And he wasn’t disappointed, as his bait was swallowed immediately, hook and sinker and all. “Screw you!” Piers’ cheeks heated up with agitation. Reluctantly Jake had to admit to himself that it was a good look on him. Way too good, damnit.

    “Oh?” Jake allowed his lips to stretch to a lecherous grin, holding Piers’ gaze with his own, neither of them even blinking. “Are you offering?”

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    Or the one wherein Sherry gets abducted, and Leon, Chris, Jake and Piers end up staging a rescue operation. Jake thinks Piers is very pretty, Piers thinks Jake is infuriating, and Chris and Leon are relationship goals.

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    16 May 2020