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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    Danny got a paper cut.

    Time dilated. He trembled on the bathroom floor for what felt like a long time. It could have been minutes, or just as easily hours. It made no difference to him.

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    05 Sep 2022

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    It is a sword, the glow of its enchantments muted beneath the blood that coats its surface. Quackity can only see a fraction of the blade, the part closest to the hilt, because the rest of it— the rest of it is—

    His stomach twists itself into a sickening knot, all the air escaping his lungs in a punched exhale.

    The sword is embedded in the person's chest. The sword is embedded in—

    Quackity inhales sharply and all he can smell is blood, blood.

    Wilbur's blood.

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    Quackity leaves Las Nevadas, expecting to have a fantastic time ridding his territory of Paradise’s desolate ruins. What he isn’t expecting is to find Wilbur, bleeding out on the dirty ground.

    Turns out they both have a lot of healing to do.

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    01 Sep 2022

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    Danny Fenton.
    The enigma of Casper High.
    It's the first day of the winter semester when she notices him.
    She notices him for what feels like the first time. Maybe because at this point he's the only alternative kid other than her.
    Or maybe because boom, there he is: the locker next to hers.
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    A No One Knows AU where Danny transfers from a different school to Casper during Junior year and ends up befriending Sam and Tucker. Written for Invisobang 2021!

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    31 Aug 2022

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    Napoleon taps him on the shoulder in Istanbul and Illya almost punches him.

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    24 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Illya’s head whips around, the goons who are rapidly closing in on their location all but forgotten, but Napoleon seems to be entirely unaware of what he just said. Or at the very least, entirely unfazed. He’s already pulling the documents out of the safe and tucking them into his jacket along with his hastily reassembled safecracking kit. Illya watches, still stunned, as Napoleon tugs the pistol out of his shoulder holster, checks the clip, then slams it back together again.

    “I’ve got ten rounds. You?”

    Illya’s throat doesn’t seem to be working. He didn’t—

    Surely Napoleon didn’t actually—

    “Peril? You ok?”

    (Or, five times Napoleon tells Illya “I love you,” and one time Illya realizes he means it.)

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    23 Aug 2022