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  1. Rec *

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    Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but if these people thought that they would be able to manipulate her little brother without a her raising hell about it, they were about to be unpleasantly surprised.

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    21 Jan 2021

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    Love it

  2. Rec *

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    Eleven year old Harry Potter, newly crowned wizard and avid lover of fantasy fiction, recites a few lines from a favourite book to the guard standing outside Gringotts...with unforeseen consequences. Harry blames the Goblins. Curious!Harry

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    16 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Brilliant!

  3. Rec 53

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    Albus Dumbledore gets a time-turner and puts a big bandaid on the timeline, saying: Yes, this is good now.

    Gellert Grindelwald is good. Tom Riddle is his adopted son. Albus is pissed the fuck off that his future self punched him in the face two times. Ariana lives!

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    16 Jan 2021

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    Love it

  4. Rec *

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    Harry has been thinking and Voldemort gets to be the first to hear the results.

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    16 Jan 2021

  5. Rec 91

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    He arrives without much fanfare, only the sudden silence of the forest announcing his arrival.

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    16 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I wish this was longer