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    “It’s a gift, so you gotta listen to the whole thing, okay? I think-- I think it’s got what it takes.”

    There’s an art to making a mixtape - and Steve Harrington has decidedly ignored all semblance of art in creating a mixtape for Eddie Munson. Too bad Eddie’s fascinated with how impressively terrible his song choices are.

    [Written Post Vol. 1, Pre Vol. 2. Now an 'Eddie Lives' fic.]

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    25 Jun 2022

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    Craig doesn’t want Tweek to look at him the way everyone else looks at him. Tweek who tried to make Craig a peanut-butter and honey sandwich for lunch, with baby carrots in a tupperware container– Tweek who has a voice like a beehive, low and bumbling and anxious and filled with honey– Tweek who is sitting on the front porch with the porchlight on trying to figure out logorithms and failing miserably because he’s too distracted waiting to see Craig when he gets home– Tweek whose whole face falls at the sight of Craig coming home covered in bruises and blood, and suddenly Craig feels the cold and realizes he’s just wearing a flannel and jeans and his hat is almost falling off and he shivers.
    When you’re about to get your shit kicked in by a guy in steeltoe boots, you don’t have time to think about what you’re feeling for a boy with a voice like a beehive.

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    Winter Break in South Park, Colorado is about to get a whole lot more interesting for Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker, Token Black, Clyde Donovan, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, and the whole rest of South Park High School when Tweek finds Craig sleeping under a bridge on Thursday night.
    (Updates every Friday!)

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    02 Aug 2021

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    Tweek gets pulled into the Tucker siblings' embarrassing antics, but he soon realizes they come by it honestly.

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    Car jams with Tweek, Craig, and Tricia.

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    27 Jul 2021

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    Four years of college didn't get Kyle any closer to figuring out what he wants to do with his life, but his friend Jimmy pulls through for him with an opening in the newspaper office where he works. Newbies have never been known to get glamorous work, of course, and Kyle's first assignment proves it: a filler piece on a costumed vigilante calling himself "Mysterion." When a dangerous situation brings him face-to-face with the hero himself, however, Kyle—and the growing number of readers his articles on the friendly neighborhood superhero bring in—seeks the answer to a question that burns within him: Who is Mysterion?

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Craig prefers a quiet existence, but after somehow being branded South Park Elementary School's first ever Fourth Grade sex pest, he's getting his day in the limelight whether he likes it or not.

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    17 Jul 2021