flowercrownfemme
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- One Direction (Band) (17)
- The Smiths (15)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (3)
- Bandom (2)
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My Beloved Monster and Me by flowercrownfemme
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), One Direction (Band), Shrek (Movies)
17 Sep 2021
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She was a peach that had been magic-ed into a girl, with rose petal eyelids and candy apple lips. Every inch of her was soft and pink, down to her little almond shaped fingernails that splayed daintily against the bundle of wildflowers on her belly. Derek was afraid to touch her, like her hands would always be too dirty no matter how many times she washed them. Derek wasn’t a peach. She was something hard and coarse, like a pinecone. Her hair didn’t flow across her pillow in glossy curls, it was shorn roughly with a blade whenever it grew long enough to fall in her eyes. She was a completely different species from the girl sleeping peacefully before her.
A lesbian retelling of Shrek in which Derek is a lonely werewolf with a tragic backstory and a lovable sidekick and Harry is a princess locked in a tower which may or may not be guarded by a dragon, featuring quests and curses and true love's kiss.
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Days before Christmas, Harry travels with his best friend, Louis, to the far off land of Americania to attend a baking competition. While there Harry encounters the Americanian prince's fiance - who just happens to look exactly like him! When Harry finds out that his lookalike has always dreamed of being a baker the two decide to switch places until Christmas. Their perfect plan gets more and more complicated as they both begin to fall in love with exactly the wrong men.
Or: The Princess Switch AU in which Harry is both Stacy and Margaret, Louis is Kevin, Derek is Edward, and there's a lot of accidental kitchen fires.
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Fantasy Island (2020) by flowercrownfemme, pinkejessman
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Teen Wolf (TV), Fantasy Island
23 Jul 2020
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“Are you alright?” the bearded man frowned.
“I am now,” Harry smiled. He fluttered his eyelashes.
“Did you hit your head?” the man asked, his thick brows furrowed.
Harry laughed a charming laugh, the kind he practiced while watching Julia Roberts movies, and offered the man his hand, fingers splayed daintily.
“Won’t you help me up?”
“Of course.” The man scrambled to help him, placing one hand on Harry’s back to guide him to a sitting position. “I’m Derek Hale.”In which, to celebrate their tenth anniversary, One Direction finally goes on their Lad's Holiday and the destination will make all of their wildest fantasies come true...
Series
- Part 1 of Fantasy Island (2020)
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Harry had been kissed before, but never like this.
He’d shared sweet, curious kisses behind bleachers and in soda shop booths, one or two more daring ones in cars parked on dark suburban streets, but the girls he’d kissed had never filled him with the desperation that erupted from Louis’ touch. He parted his lips and pulled him closer, as though he could breathe Louis straight into his lungs, as if he could swallow him. He wanted to consume Louis the way he consumed the body and blood of Christ. He wanted to place Louis on his tongue and feel him dissolve into a frothy mess of starch and saliva. He wanted to gulp him down until his teeth were stained purple and he was drunk on him. He wanted him in some violent holy way that made his hands shake where they were twisted in Louis’ shirt.
In 1949 Harry left his bride at the altar, running away from the only life he'd known. When a kindhearted farmer offers him a ride in his truck and a place to sleep the two find themselves inexplicably drawn together. Isolated on Louis' farm with nobody but a field of dairy cows to intrude, the men are finally able to explore the parts of themselves they've spent their lives hiding away.
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Harry Styles laid an egg and you were inside that egg so now you're her baby and she loves you
Recent series
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Fantasy Island (2020) by flowercrownfemme, pinkejessman
Fandom: Fantasy Island, One Direction (Band), Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Jul 2020
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Rock 'n' Roll High School by flowercrownfemme
Fandom: Bandom, Elvis Costello - Fandom, Music RPF, Post-Punk RPF, Punk Rock RPF, The Germs, The Smiths
01 Sep 2014
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- 2
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“You’re alright, you’re alright,” Stede offers, gentle eyes melting away the built-up tension. It’s still too much- too much of everything. The flashes of lightning continue, chased by tumultuous claps of thunder, but Stede is there. He has hands; hands that are granting gentle offerings of comfort as they make their way towards Edward’s clenched, leather-clad fists. Stede is here and Stede’s good and maybe, just maybe, it’ll be alright.
Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
12 Aug 2022
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I will be the man my father never was (these tears help my flowers grow) by blueberrywizard for Hadlathneth
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Apr 2022
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"Stede watched his father purposefully stepping on the flowers before he walked away.
Stede cried himself to sleep that night, still tasting blood in his mouth, but he finally learnt the lesson – flowers weren’t something that men could enjoy. The fact that he liked flowers more than people was disgusting. It was the reason why his father was disappointed in him, why the other boys bullied him so relentlessly – they must think him so stupid, idiotic really (weak, spoiled, lily-livered, rich boy), that it took him so long to understand what they had known from the beginning of their lives."
Or: How Stede Bonnet learnt to stop worrying and love flowers like he always did.
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- Part 2 of the sea has many voices
Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
11 Aug 2022
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Ed knew that wasn't Stede as soon as he saw him.
A ghost or a demon maybe, but not the Stede he'd known. Christ, he looked like the materialized wrath of an Angel. His shirt was torn and there was a downpour falling over him. There was a sword in his hand, already bloodied, and he was coming for him.
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Ed isn't prepared for Stede coming back. Let alone for this new him, ready to follow him to the ends of the Earth just to try to fix what he'd broken after leaving him.
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Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
24 Jul 2022
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Blackbeard is a renown theme park engineer and designer at Queen Anne’s Adventure Park. He is most well known for his pirate dark ride with immaculate animatronics. No one knows his real name or what he looks like, only that he resembles that of the Blackbeard animatronic from the ride.
Stede Bonnet was a businessman in a stuffy office who divorced his wife, quit his job, and moved to get into his real passion, wardrobe and costuming for theme parks. For now, he works at the lighthouse cafe, right next to pirate adventure.
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basically ed is a legendary imagineer and stede is a hardcore disney adult. they meet but ed’s identity is secret :0Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
10 Jul 2022
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Three months after Stede Bonnet abandoned Edward Teach at the dock, he manages to track down the Revenge once more. His plans to make amends fall away, however, when he discovers that Edward has taken ill in his absence. Care and pining ensue.
Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
30 Jun 2022