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- One Direction (Band) (16)
- The Smiths (15)
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- Punk Rock RPF (2)
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Days before Christmas, Harry travels with his best friend, Louis, to the far off land of Americania to attend a baking competition. While there Harry encounters the Americanian prince's fiance - who just happens to look exactly like him! When Harry finds out that his lookalike has always dreamed of being a baker the two decide to switch places until Christmas. Their perfect plan gets more and more complicated as they both begin to fall in love with exactly the wrong men.
Or: The Princess Switch AU in which Harry is both Stacy and Margaret, Louis is Kevin, Derek is Edward, and there's a lot of accidental kitchen fires.
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Fantasy Island (2020) by flowercrownfemme, pinkejessman
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Teen Wolf (TV), Fantasy Island
23 Jul 2020
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“Are you alright?” the bearded man frowned.
“I am now,” Harry smiled. He fluttered his eyelashes.
“Did you hit your head?” the man asked, his thick brows furrowed.
Harry laughed a charming laugh, the kind he practiced while watching Julia Roberts movies, and offered the man his hand, fingers splayed daintily.
“Won’t you help me up?”
“Of course.” The man scrambled to help him, placing one hand on Harry’s back to guide him to a sitting position. “I’m Derek Hale.”In which, to celebrate their tenth anniversary, One Direction finally goes on their Lad's Holiday and the destination will make all of their wildest fantasies come true...
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- Part 1 of Fantasy Island (2020)
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Harry had been kissed before, but never like this.
He’d shared sweet, curious kisses behind bleachers and in soda shop booths, one or two more daring ones in cars parked on dark suburban streets, but the girls he’d kissed had never filled him with the desperation that erupted from Louis’ touch. He parted his lips and pulled him closer, as though he could breathe Louis straight into his lungs, as if he could swallow him. He wanted to consume Louis the way he consumed the body and blood of Christ. He wanted to place Louis on his tongue and feel him dissolve into a frothy mess of starch and saliva. He wanted to gulp him down until his teeth were stained purple and he was drunk on him. He wanted him in some violent holy way that made his hands shake where they were twisted in Louis’ shirt.
In 1949 Harry left his bride at the altar, running away from the only life he'd known. When a kindhearted farmer offers him a ride in his truck and a place to sleep the two find themselves inexplicably drawn together. Isolated on Louis' farm with nobody but a field of dairy cows to intrude, the men are finally able to explore the parts of themselves they've spent their lives hiding away.
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Harry Styles laid an egg and you were inside that egg so now you're her baby and she loves you
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Harriet Styles is an uptight business woman who doesn’t have time for Christmas, not when there’s business to do and phone calls to make! Her plans to work all the way through Christmas are ruined when a terrible snow storm strands her in the tiny Christmas-centric town of Evergreen Falls. With all the hotels booked up for the holidays she must stay at the local Christmas tree farm owned by Louis Tomlinson, an attractive Christmas-loving lesbian. The pair are at odds due to their differing views on the holiday, but can they still fall in love with a week until Christmas? It’s a Hallmark movie, so yeah!!
Featuring all your favorite Hallmark Christmas staples, such as: unspecified Business, mistletoe, sick orphans, feral wolves, a disregard for the many valid reasons someone might not celebrate Christmas, magic and Santa!
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Fantasy Island (2020) by flowercrownfemme, pinkejessman
Fandom: Fantasy Island, One Direction (Band), Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Jul 2020
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Rock 'n' Roll High School by flowercrownfemme
Fandom: Bandom, Elvis Costello - Fandom, Music RPF, Post-Punk RPF, Punk Rock RPF, The Germs, The Smiths
01 Sep 2014
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- 17,662
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Withdrawal Was the Weeping by QuickedWeen for disgruntledkittenface
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
11 Jul 2019
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Confined by life and society, Harry spends her Sunday afternoons walking aimlessly about the countryside as it's her only source of freedom. One Sunday she is aided by the most beautiful woman she has ever met, but not everything is as it seems. Was it a trick of the light? Was it Harry's own active imagination? There is nothing to do but try to find her again.
Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
04 Aug 2019
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Hopeless lesbian Louanna Tomlinson moves to St. Petersburg hoping to forget her recent heartbreak and get a fresh start amid the salty sea air. While working at a mermaid bar isn't exactly what she planned on, one particular mermaid catches her eye, and her heart; Harriet is a confounding confusion of innocence and eagerness, and Lou absolutely cannot figure her out. Harriet loves to swim, but can't touch the sea. She's eager for Lou to show her everything from vintage antique shops to the art of kissing, yet she seems always too wary, as if some shadow follows her footsteps every day, as if some truth could destroy the love that has grown between them.
Featuring girl love, ancient rituals, sea lore, and perhaps the most beautiful treasure in the entire ocean.
Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
24 May 2019
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The town itself is tiny, as evidenced by the ten minutes it’s taken Louis to drive the entire thing. There’s not a single recognisable brand in sight—no Tesco or McDonald’s or even a bloody Starbucks. Lining the streets instead are mom and pop stores with names like ‘Jerry’s Burgers’ and ‘The Market Basket’ and…
“'Naked & Proud?'” Louis almost slams on the brakes at the outlandish sign, the name written in a seemingly innocent font, words curved around a large cartoon peach. He can’t help turning into the carpark, easing the car into a spot next to a beat up truck.
He isn’t sure what to make of it. Surely it isn’t a strip joint or sex shop, not with the families and little old ladies going in and out of the establishment. Some kind of nudist hangout, perhaps?
And, oh, God. Did Louis’ mother accidentally send him to live in a nudist colony?
In which Harry runs an organic store, not a nudist colony, and Louis doesn't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
17 Mar 2019
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meet me in the sunflower field by thingshlcant (lookingfortherainbow)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
31 Jan 2019
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Harry takes over the family cattle ranch only to be burdened by the mystery of who out of the four ranch hands keeps stealing his bloody leftovers. As if that isn't bad enough his heart also goes into cardiac arrest every time the feisty ranch hand with the blue eyes and amazing arse so much as glances at him.
Louis comes back to work knowing he'll be under new management. He didn't know that meant there'd be mouthwatering leftovers filling up the fridge every night, just taunting him from their plastic containers. He tries to make up for his midnight crimes by bringing flowers back to his very soft, very un-boss like boss. All anonymously, of course.
Chaos, romance, and a baby ensues.
Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
29 Jul 2018
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In which Louis Tomlinson can’t cook, there’s a very special shower curtain, and Harry Styles used to be a baker.
Or: Louis owns all of Harry Styles’ cookbooks, and he never intends to cook a single thing out of any of them.
Bookmarked by flowercrownfemme
16 May 2018