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    They’ve never slept in the same bed together before.

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    25 Jan 2020

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    Sid and Andy have never had much in common, but when Andy is home from college, Sid still sneaks into his bedroom window.

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    17 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    "Henry Hammer? That's your alias's NAME?" Napoleon scans Illya's fake passport just to reaffirm what he's just READ.

    Illya just gives him a blank stare.

    "Peril, you sound like an adult entertainer." Napoleon says, which to be honest, is just adding to the nightmare-like quality of this mission. “Henry Hammer. The man, the legend.”

    "Is just cover. I have chosen name based on American statistics, Cowboy.” Illya replies as if he doesn't understand how 'Henry Hammer' is perhaps the most obvious fake name that Napoleon has ever HEARD.

    "Porn statistics maybe. You might as well go with Shaft Mcharddick or even Dick Strongbutt." Napoleon would hope that Illya would have more common sense than to watch adult videos to improve his seduction and yet…"Couldn’t you have picked something…classy? Richard, for example, is a decidedly normal name."

    "Yes, because ‘Dick hammer’ is far more dignified."

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    10 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    "Arthur did not beg or plead, not ever, and the sooner Merlin accepted that, the better for all concerned." Arthur/Merlin. Written as a Yuletide Treat for wildestranger.

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    16 Sep 2019

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    It’s difficult to be so badly in love with someone so dense he probably wouldn’t even float if he jumped into the sea wearing a lifejacket and inflatable armbands. Just to help coax him on the way, Teru adds, “But kissing girls is really just the same as kissing boys, you know.”

    (Providing strong and efficient leadership is a skill as important in romance as in everything else.)

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    11 Jul 2019

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