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    Easy, I thought, like the idiot I still was. Open a bakery and try not to die (again). Seemed pretty simple...until you factor in that I, a civilian, have the last Big Cat Summon. And Ino, Shika and Chouji think I'm their nee-chan.
    ...I didn't think to factor in the overwhelming force of Shisui's puppy eyes either.

    Some - rather large - oversights then.

    SI/OC Patissier and Baker...."What do you mean you don't know what fucking caramel is?!"

     

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    Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!

     

    UPDATE: This work is unfinished and will remain so. A rewrite, including nonessential plot points, is currently in the works until the title "Let Them Eat Cake", the first in this series.

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    02 Mar 2021

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    Wherein every chapter is a different story, a possibility, a reality.

    Kiharu had already been reborn into insanity. Why not take it that one step further?

     

    A selection of AUs and drabbles. A birthday gift from me...to me. *shrug*

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    01 Mar 2021

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    Whatever I had imagined the afterlife to look like-
    It was not this.

    I'd ask for a refund but, in all honesty, I was going to milk this second chance as much as I could. Amazing what a suddenly callous attitude to death could do to someone's decorum.

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    01 Mar 2021

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    Tsukimi wakes up in the hospital as a 4 year old, as a Hatake and definitely not in her world.

    What happens next, what she does, is all up to you.

    Reader makes choices.

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    01 Mar 2021

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    [Translation] After her death, Hitomi woke up in a world where conflicts were resolved by torrents of fire and rivers of lightning. As a baby, she decided to use the time she had to draw plans and pray that she would come through all that shit alive and in one piece. One could dream, after all. And if she had a chance to make Danzô go fuck himself in the Land of Rainbows, save some lives and give some asses the good kick they deserved... Well, it was all good, right? Right.

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    01 Mar 2021