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    Everyone in the world has a soul mate (except when you don't), someone out there (except when there isn't) that people can feel in the back of their mind (except when you can't) once the bond comes in on their eighteenth birthday (except when it doesn't). Someone waiting (except when there's no-one).

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    Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”

    “That is not standing,” Sam tells him.

    “You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”

     
    aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.

    Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight!

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    11 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious yet semi-serious absurdist comedy madcap hydra murder spree. Bucky makes mac and cheese and trades it to Sam for an iPod. Also, USS Motherfucker and the pink mistake pants.

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    In the course of her adventures, Bilbo finds herself pregnant. Without an offer of marriage from Thorin, she returns to the Shire to raise the child with the help of her family.

    The King Under the Mountain is heartbroken that Bilbo chooses to leave Erebor, but he cannot blame her. Not after he tried to kill her. There was a time when she would have proposed marriage, but that time is clearly past. If all he can have of her are her letters, then he will be grateful for the missives.

    Getting these two to talk just might take divine intervention. Or the intervention of a particularly interested child.

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    05 Apr 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's just so good.

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    Conversations and confessions in Fangorn forest.

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    04 Dec 2017

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    Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

    Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

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    01 Oct 2017

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    Bella proposes. With the Arkenstone.

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    Jensen shifted his gaze to Cougar. “I really thought that if I ever had to say the words ‘telepathic disaster,’ it’d be a lot cooler than this is turning out to be.”

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    25 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    telepathy and the best western of doom