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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    The extinction failed, Higgs finds himself stranded back in the world of the living with no purpose--nothing to give his continued existence any meaning. Naturally, he orders a pizza.

     

    Post-game, canon-compliant (as far as the story the game gives us).

     

    Attention lazy pervs: the porn is in Chapter 20. You're welcome. ;)

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    21 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    A day in the life of Higgs while he’s Peter Englert.

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    21 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Mountains sprawl as far as his eyes can see, snow capped and beautiful in the slowly diminishing light of day. His gaze doesn’t stay long on the far view, instead drifting back closer to Caleb, leaning against the rail, peering out, “Hey you,” he greets, nudging the door shut with his foot. It closes off the sound of the others inside, leaving them to the wind rustling through the trees.

    His breath fogs in front of him and the mugs feel warmer suddenly as he crosses the few steps needed to be shoulder to shoulder with Caleb, “Copper for your thoughts,” he offers quietly, when Caleb still hasn’t spoken, offering him one of the mugs of Beau’s mulled wine.

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    12 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Matthew still has his collar on when Clayton gets home.

    He’s whistling in the kitchen, some tune Clayton can’t name, loud enough that he doesn’t seem to hear the door open or shut. Clayton hangs his hat and overcoat, takes the opportunity to study his partner in the relative stillness; stripped down to his shirtsleeves and slacks, barefoot against the wood floor, broad shoulders shifting and bunching as he cleans dishes, forearms bared up to the elbow.

    His collar is neat and pristine at his throat, and Clayton wants.

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    09 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    After the fight, the Mighty Nein go on a pub crawl. Fjord and Beau clear the air about some lingering misconceptions.

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    09 Jan 2020

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