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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    When they first meet, Nandor is a mess, and Guillermo just needs to get laid.

    The camera crew listen to the trials and tribulations of a new familiar.

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    26 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    “It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”

    Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”

    “No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”

    “Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”

    Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”

    Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
     

    Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.

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    24 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    From user alovelylight on Tumblr’s post: “AU in which Guillermo is the front desk receptionist at Massive Fitness 24-hour Gym that Nandor so desperately wants to impress....”

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    24 Nov 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    When Nandor wakes in the evening coughing up blood and rose petals, he is forced to call out sick from his Vampiric Council duties, and the household is set aflutter with confusion--vampires don't get sick. Nandor needs to find out what's wrong. But how can Nandor investigate when his faithful bodyguard is so determined to make him rest?

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    21 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    “No, I know nothing of building or painting,” Nandor says confidently. “I had people to do that for me. My twelfth wife was very handy with a saw, a fact that almost became tragic when she caught me in bed with my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth wives. But it cannot be hard! You pick up the paintbrush, you splatter the paint like you would a victim’s blood out of their still warm cuh-cass, you call it a day! No, I am not concerned.”

     

    “I will be serving in an overseeing capacity,” Nadja tells them, hands folded in her lap. “It seems like mostly grunt work and I do not care to be grunted at, even in the bedroom.”

    “That’s true, she favors a growl, but never a grunt. Hm? Oh, Gizmo forbade me from painting any tits or cocks on the walls, so I really couldn’t give any less of a shit, I’m just going to stand there and tell everybody what they’re doing wrong.”

     

    “Five course fucking dinner,” Colin Robinson says.

     

    Guillermo smiles tightly. “Yeah. It’ll be fun. We’ll see how it goes.”

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    18 Nov 2021

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