evilsami



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  2. Summary

    A collection of fics and ficlets written in a one month span as part of my "start writing again and contributing to the Fandom(s)" effort. Most of these have nothing to do with each other, but they are all one shots (or at least that's what I'm planning). I am currently accepting prompts on my Tumblr (evilsami).

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    [Extensive re-telling of Deathly Hallows] ‘Kill Albus Dumbledore’ is less a challenging task and more a suicide mission, so when Draco Malfoy is presented with the option to either dispatch his Headmaster or suffer an excruciating and most ignominious death of his own, along with his parents, he reaches deep into his black little Slytherin heart and manages to scrape together enough courage to go with option C instead: Spend Sixth Year secretly studying Animagecraft in the hopes he’ll turn into something sufficiently imposing even the Dark Lord himself won’t be able to keep Draco under his thumb. But just his luck, his Animagus form turns out to be a dragon, and a rather randy juvenile at that, intent on finding its mate: one Harry James Potter.

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    17 Oct 2020

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    for some reason i thought this was only 100k and it took forever for me to finish. but it also made me cry and laugh uncontrollably while working on stuff, and so this might be one of my faves. i'm not incredibly pleased with how closely copied the section between the prologue and the break in into the ministry feels, but I can get over it in favor of the world and relationship building, as well as the frankly traumatizing descriptions of Draco's self-immolation and the A++ snark vis a vis Harry and Draco. Overall, love this fic, do recommend, etc.

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    Summer.

    Of fucking course.

    The word 'summer' scrawled in a deep maroon sits at the tip of his collarbone, not quite at his shoulder but easily covered by the collar of any t-shirt he owns.

    He doesn’t know what he expected—not that he’d expected anything, really. While his first year classmates constantly clamor about their soul mark, what they want it to look like, who they hope they’re bonded with for eternity, I can’t wait until I’m sixteen so I can finally find out, Tsukishima hadn’t given it much thought.

    Frankly, he didn’t care if he ended up with one or not.

    But of course, of fucking course, this is the soul mark he ended up with.

    He doesn’t have to guess the meaning, doesn’t have to wonder when he’ll run into someone with a matching mark.

    He’s already met them.

    Already met him.

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    15 Oct 2020

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    It’s not lost on her that technically, her dating pool is now exactly one person, if she wants to be with somebody who won’t die on her. Still, “you’re my only option” is miles away from being a good enough reason to give it a shot.

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    5 Times Nile & Booker Ended Up in a Romance Novel Scenario + 1 Time They Didn’t

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    12 Oct 2020

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    Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts to finish off his seventh year, but finds that it’s very different than the Hogwarts he once knew. He’s sharing a common room with all the other eighth year students, he’s no longer sure if he wants to become an Auror, his best friends are constantly off snogging, and his Potions partner, Draco Malfoy, is acting nothing like his usual bratty self.
    Draco Malfoy wants nothing less than to go back to Hogwarts, but for his mother, he does it anyway. While he hopes he can hole up in his room and do nothing but homework for the year, he finds himself despising his terrible new wand, befriending an inexplicably odd Ravenclaw, secretly taking Muggle Studies classes, and willingly helping the Saviour of the Wizarding World himself, Harry Potter. It’s going to be a very interesting year.

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    10 Oct 2020

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    Being the master of a kneazle was absolutely horrible.

    (Or, Harry loves his kneazle to death even if he won't admit it, and he's extremely pissed that she keeps running off to Malfoy.)

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    29 Aug 2020