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    The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:

    "Is it a little weird that - "
    "It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."

    This is what happened there.

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    "Really, Xie Lian, you don't even jerk it??" Shi Qingxuan insists. "I mean it's none of my business and you can tell me to fuck off, but holy shit, lady."

    Xie Lian laughs, feeling her cheeks color, and shrugs again. "I don't know, something about the mechanics of it just never made sense to me," she admits. "And anyway that's time I should be spending studying."

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    It comes out that Xie Lian's never had an orgasm. She goes to Hua Cheng for help.

    • theyre lesbians

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    24 Jun 2021

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    A vid examining the theological arguments, biblical concepts and questions of morality represented in Good Omens.

    Music: Mass in B Minor by J. S. Bach.

    Huge thanks to thingswithwings for amazing beta comments! <3

    Also on tumblr

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    31 May 2021

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    “Your kid needs to learn how to swim,” a voice says without preamble. Wei Ying nearly drops his phone.

    “Jiang Cheng?” he asks, shocked.

    Jiang Cheng teaches A-Yuan to swim.

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    05 May 2021

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    Wei Wuxian locks his phone and puts it down, blinks at his ceiling, and picks it up again. The pictures are still there.

    His first thought is that Lan Zhan meant them for someone else. That he just woke up at—he checks the timestamp—6:30 am on a Sunday and decided to go absolute full nuclear seduction option on some poor boy he met on Grindr, who would now be missing out on the best thing to ever happen to him because Wei Wuxian had a bad habit of distracting—of—oh.

    Pieces of last night start to resurface and paste themselves together in his head. He winces.

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    07 Mar 2021

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    an absolute fucking gem of a fic.

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    When Wangji was eighteen he’d walked into the first class of his fall semester painting module and there’d been a boy in a hilariously ugly floppy knit hat sitting cross-legged on the floor at the front of the room. He’d had a sheet of canvas paper taped to his board and his board clamped between his legs and a tackle box of brushes and tubes—a real fishing tackle box, with a fish-shaped logo on it that said BASS, not one of the nice art supply storage boxes they sold in the campus bookstore, like the one Wangji was carrying—open beside him. Everyone else had settled into the rows of stools and easels, but that boy had stayed on the floor for the whole two hour and thirty minute studio. Wangji had looked at him and thought, that idiot’s back is going to hurt.

     

    [Former best friends Lan Wangji, paintings conservator, and Wei Wuxian, art handler, meet again and realize... neither of them were actually in unrequited love.]

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    29 Jan 2021

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    absolutely gorgeous.

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