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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    It’s an early morning in the Watson household - BIRDS CHIRP faintly from outside the window, an ALARM BEEPS, and TOMMY, our hero who is ever so slightly above average, is in bed.
    Tommy GRUMBLES, disgruntled. We hear him HIT THE ALARM CLOCK to snooze it; the ALARM SHUTS OFF.

    Or: the pilot episode to a podcast in which everyone around Tommy has Something Going On, and Tommy simply refuses to notice.
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    06 Aug 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    It's the gangs monthly game night and the rule is that whoever wins the first game of the night gets to pick what takeout gets ordered in. The home-made spinner chooses which game is the decider and even though Gyro made the spinner, he's pretty sure that it's rigged to work against him.
    He just wants to order in a stone-baked margherita pizza for once, damn it.

    They/them for Hot Pants.

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    16 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Zedaph stumbles across Xisuma, who doesn’t appear to be doing too good. Offering to help him out, Zedaph becomes one of the first (and only!) hermits to see what’s behind his mask.

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    13 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    When Tom's first video after four years blows up, he's confused.

    He's even more confused when all the comments are comparing him to a guy named TommyInnit.

    But it's just a coincidence, right?

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    20 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Tubbo has always cared about preserving history. The cruelest part of Doomsday was the destruction of New L’Manberg’s library: so many lessons lost to time, texts incinerated into blue smoke. He concentrates, and summons into his hand the First Decree. “No fireworks,” he reads unsteadily, “No armor worn inside city limits. Honor democracy. Hold an election in seventy days time.” He looks up at Wilbur and bites his tongue. “Is this what you would have wanted? Are you proud of me?”
     
    The dead man just sighs and shakes his head. “Your country was never even supposed to exist. How do you still not get that?”

    He thinks he can conjure up a time when his friend was not so sullen and sad. “Remember your Declaration of Independance?” He gives Wilbur a thin leaflet. “‘Suck it, Green booooiiii,’ y’know?” 

    His hands crumple the old document, and his face is sallow, embittered. “Green boy won.”

    “Not yet,” Tubbo says cautiously, “Because Tommy’s still out there, right? Still fighting?”

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    Tubbo dies during the disc war finale and uses his time in purgatory to unlock all the secrets of the universe.

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    20 May 2021