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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    "What?" says Shang Qinghua. "No, he's not. Why would he court me? He thinks I'm like, a hamster."

    "Okay, then why is he dropping like, monsters and shit at your door?" says Cucumber-bro. "That's how they like, show people they can provide for them or whatever."

    "Why would they do that!" shrieks Shang Qinghua. "I never --"

    "It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

    "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"

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    21 Jul 2019

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    How not to use Chinese Tinder, a cautionary tale. (Or not, if you're looking at the end result.)

    WWX made his life's mission to be matched with every weird people with hilariously bad profile pic on Tantan.

    *apparently I have a potty mouth, so, rating's changed

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    20 Jul 2019

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    At that time he still didn't know what love meant, but he had already fallen in love for the first time. He had fallen in love with the boy who had a bright smile that made him look like the sun on a rainy day and that first encounter on a rainy day was something he could never forget.

    As children, they meet for the first time under the rain.

    As teenagers, they meet for the first time under the moonlight.

    In both encounters, he fell in love with the boy who in his eyes seemed to shine like the sun.

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    19 Jul 2019

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    On the eve of his wedding, Jīn Guāngyáo's sworn brothers seek him out for celebration. When they find him reeling from Madame Qín's revelation, a terrible confession - and a plea for help - emerges instead.
    Began as a one-shot and morphed into a behemoth of angst and (maybe) no one dying.

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    18 Jul 2019

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    Centuries have passed by and Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe are living peacefully up in the mountains. The once proud and strong peak sects no longer exist but have been replaced by cultivation sects. One day when the two immortals wander down their mountain into a small village is when Shen Qingqiu hears a voice he hasn’t heard in years. The annoying Google translate voice of the System!

    [New Mission: The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation… Do you accept?]

    In which Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe obtain a child known as Wei Ying. Chaos ensures

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    17 Jul 2019