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    In the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way, there are persistent rumors about an uncanny shop, which can grant any wish… for a price.

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    04 Oct 2022

  2. Rec 50

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    Fox stepped into Mercy’s office with the feeling of his heart flipping over in his chest front and center, a mark of anxiety that he refused to let show on his face. The CMO’s office was a tiny thing, space carved out of a former cleaning closet, but it was big enough for a cot and a desk, a rolling stool shoved between. Fox lazily saluted Mercy, and she rolled her eyes at him.

    “Armor off,” she said tightly. Fox didn’t protest the tone - he was there for a reason, and they both knew it. He stripped down to his blacks, and hauled himself up onto the cot. A few months ago, it had creaked every time he sat on it. Now, it was silent.

    Part of him, the part that was foolish, hoped that Mercy had just oiled the wheels. The rest of him knew the bitter truth.

    (Or, how Fox's food issues inadvertently saves the Galaxy through the power of Pudding)

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    03 Oct 2022

  3. Rec 62

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    "You're not… cooking, are you?" asked Obi-Wan warily.

    "No! Of course not!" she said cheerfully, dusting her hands off on the apron she was wearing. "You know I'm not allowed to cook Obi-Wan, don't be ridiculous."

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    30 Sep 2022

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    "But Ahsoka, my dear niece, if you learn one thing from me let it be this." He leaned towards her, face serious. "Wear some karking clothes on the battlefield."

    Ahsoka blushed a deep shade of terracotta.

    "Please," Vos continued, "Just a shirt, to stop from getting scratched or getting cold. Please. For your Uncle Quinlan."

    Skywalker started laughing while Rex was nodding seriously, only betrayed by his grin.

    "You both look so cold," Vos said mournfully.

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    "The… party, sir?"

    Cody had that sinking feeling again.

    "Oh right!" Skywalker said, and then leapt up onto a crate to address the gathered men. "Alright troopers, consider yourselves on leave for the next 30 hour rotation!" he shouted, to cheers from the men. "Now," at that, he dramatically ripped his tunics open. Rex made a choking noise next to Cody’s ear.

    "LETS FUCKING PARTY!"

    They're all going to die, Cody thought.

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    30 Sep 2022

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    Today Skywalker might have topped himself. He has finally succeeded in his never-ending mission to give Rex a stress hernia.

    Because today, along with their usual supplies, a small child had also stepped off the transport and introduced themselves as Skywalker's padawan learner.

    A half-dressed, togruta, Jedi child.

    In Rex's Force damned military base.

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    30 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "No shit," said Skywalker, as if Kix was just telling him an interesting fact and not that his new padawan didn't have any bones.