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    It’s not until the third attempt goes terribly, horribly wrong that Harry realizes Louis is doing it on purpose.

    All he can do is sit back in his chair, narrow his eyes, and watch as Louis pats the waiter on the back pseudo-helpfully, pretending like he’s actually doing something that makes up for the fact that he just deliberately tripped a waiter at one of the poshest restaurants in London and caused pasta to be spilled all over the place better. Like a pat on the back could make all of that better.

    Ten minutes later, they exit the restaurant with absolutely no grace. Harry lets Louis tug him along, shielding him from the worst of the paps, but he doesn’t let up on the glare he’s got going on, directed at Louis’ back.

    The gossip rags will all be screaming with headlines about how they’ve finally broken up for good, but it doesn’t matter right now.

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    • Part 3 of PA
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    07 Jul 2019

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    An AU in which The Bachelor is gay, Louis is a contestant, Harry is the bachelor, everyone drinks a lot of champagne, the entire world gets to watch them fall in love, and no one plays by the rules.

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    30 Jun 2019

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    Louis’ mother is convinced she met her son’s soulmate at the market. Louis is extremely hesitant to go on the blind date she’s set up, but she’s persistent, begging and pleading, pulling out all the stops. After all, mothers do know best.

    (Or maybe they don’t.)

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    03 Apr 2019

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    Monica: You've got to see her again.
    Ross: And why do you care so much?
    Monica: Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
    Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
    Monica: No! Y’know, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall madly in love, and spend the rest of your lives together.
     

    The one where Harry Styles moves to Connecticut from England for nine months as a part of a study abroad program, and he just so happens to move in with Louis Tomlinson and family.

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    03 Apr 2019

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    AU. 1647. “Pretending you don’t have a heart is not the best way to not get it broken. It’s just the easiest.”

    Or the pirate AU I always wanted to write

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    10 Mar 2019