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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts. 

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

    ETA: Hello, I fixed this by taking it out of all collections. Apologies to those of you who had marked it in open or public ones, someone put it in a private collection and it disappeared, prompting a floor of despair in my inboxes on multiple platforms. If this has appeared as a new work, that's just AO3's default move for revealing 'unrevealed' stories. It has not been edited, save for this note. P.S. If you are adding works to collections please make sure the collection is public! -- Nat (Febricant)

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    13 Oct 2019

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    12 Oct 2019

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    Hux wants a dick pic from his recent hook-up. Unfortunately, he texts the wrong number.

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    08 May 2019

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    After the death of Han Solo, Kylo, a recent parolee, is forced to commence a pilgrimage with his parole supervisor, Hux, to sort Han's affairs.

    Art by PangolinPirate (pangolinpirate.tumblr.com)

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    02 Dec 2018

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    The new Supreme Leader tries therapy.

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    02 Dec 2018