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    And that was how Stiles accidentally became a New York Times bestselling author.

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  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    "If you ever betray us and go into Argent's just because it's all dark and moody like you, I hope you know that not even your eyebrows will stop me from annihilating you." / In which Derek owns a bookstore, Stiles works at a coffee shop, Isaac doesn't get paid as much as he thinks he should, and Derek has a lot of time for Vernon Boyd. Age-appropriate!Sterek

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    26 Feb 2021

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    “I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”

    Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.

    “What?! What was that sound?!”

    “You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.

    “Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”

    “Mike,” she argued.

    “Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.

    “Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.

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    25 Jan 2021

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    “Who is this? Where’s Erica?”

    “Wrong number, asshole!”

    “Stop calling me an asshole,” the man on the other end snapped aggressively.

    Stiles could understand. He’d be pretty aggressive too if he’d murdered someone and texted a wrong number to ask for help burying the body. This guy obviously failed How To Be a Serial Killer 101.

    “What kind of idiot thinks I murdered someone?”

    “The kind of idiot who got your text messages, you fucking dumbass!” he retorted hotly. “Maybe double check your contacts before sending a random stranger details on your nefarious plans to dispose of a freshly cut up body!”

    “What?!” the guy on the other end demanded, crossed between horrendously confused and livid.

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    19 Jan 2021

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    After winning the election, the Republican’s declare that since they are in charge of the house and the senate, they are going to prove once and for all that soulmates are real.

    More than that, they are going to create a test that will show everyone who their real soulmate is. Their stated goal behind all of this absurdity is the sanctity of the nuclear family and the “righteousness of heterosexual relationships”.

    Fuck them, Stiles thinks, because it seems like a shitty idea; dumb and expensive, not to mention impossible.

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    16 Jan 2021