- Teen Wolf (TV) (2)
What’s a good way to say ‘I heard you tell it to Scott the other day about how your muscles ached during lunch and you were groaning and distracting me from eating or breathing’?
Derek is a totally straight guy with totally normal homosexual thoughts about Stiles.
Derek had never been one for neighborly affection. But maybe he could make an exception.
A couple months ago Derek would have said no, but he's come to realize that it's easier to do what Stiles and Lydia want. He's a bodyguard, not a babysitter, and Mr. Stilinski never actually blames Derek for the trouble they inevitably get into.
As long as Stiles isn't choking to death on his own vomit and Lydia doesn't punch the shit out of girls who look at her twice, Mr. Stilinski is happy.
"Derek, babe, take our picture," Stiles says from the back of the boat. "I wanna remember how happy we look before we go back to school."
They're out in the middle of the bay now, so Derek cuts the engine, takes Stiles' ridiculous Samsung I-can't-believe-it's-not-a-tablet and opens the camera app. He snaps a couple pictures of Lydia and Stiles lounging around, looking more bored and stoned than happy. Typical.
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13 Apr 2014