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    Aziraphale’s eyebrows went up. “Jealous?” he repeated incredulously. “Of what?”

    His barber shrugged slightly. “That he seems to have more time for his car than for you?” he suggested.

    Aziraphale made an indignant sound. “I’m not jealous of Crowley’s car,” he said firmly. “That’s ridiculous. It’s just that he spends so much time out driving, so much that he never has time for lunch with me anymore, and he defends it like a dedicated guard dog, and he lavishes it with affection like I’ve never seen him treat anyone, and— oh, good lord."

     

    [Aziraphale isn’t jealous of Crowley’s Bentley, really. Because that would be ridiculous.]

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    Aziraphale anxiously bit his bottom lip, and then seemed to change tack. “You know, sometimes the things that humans do confuse me,” he said. “I rather don’t get the appeal of some of your bebop, for example. But they do… occasionally… have some nice ideas. Especially about love. And, ah, some other related things. To demonstrate love.”

    That four letter word, love— the way Aziraphale said it, like no other angel would, could… it wasn’t quite so bad as Crowley had used to think. Rather good, in all honesty. Rather nice.

    Crowley gazed back at him. He felt naked, without his dark glasses hiding his eyes. “Angel,” he said hoarsely. “Just say you want to kiss me.”

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    “Sahib,” Aziraphale says. “I am not named for Israfel. I am the one to whom Allah gave the name.”

    Five times Aziraphale attempted to tempt a human being and failed, utterly and completely, in service of God’s plan.

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    After their move to the South Downs, Aziraphale joins a local book club and ends up with more than he bargained for.

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    Though not the usual sort of thing that is published in this humble periodical, we hope that readers will enjoy this new (and rather unorthodox) translation of the gospel of Matthew from the original Greek. Notes from the editors have been added in places where further clarification is thought necessary.

    Those with questions may reach Mr Fell at his bookshop in Soho, although we most emphatically advise them not to try.

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