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    Loki scowled, "You seem to regard me as something I'm not." 

    "—And what's that?" 

    "Some...some self-serving, wanton plaything who bows to the highest bidder." 

    "That's not how I see you at all, Loki." Mobius said, unexpectedly earnest. "We all play roles sometimes." 

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    08 Jul 2021

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    "It's D, Peter. We talked about this."

    “No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”

    “You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.

    “- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.

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    Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.

    Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.

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    Teen for swearing.

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    28 Apr 2021

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    “Everybody needs someone. That’s what you said, right?” Pepper meets his eyes and he’s struck by the way she’s almost pleading. “We both lost. We can help each other.”

    Her hand, palm up and open, stretches into the space between them.

    Peter hesitates.

    Then he takes it.

    or: the one where tony was dusted instead of peter, so he and pepper try to figure out the whole ‘family’ thing together.

    (oh, and it turns out that the man who died in peter’s arms on an alien planet is his biological father. who knew, right?)

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    25 Apr 2021

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    A seven year old Harry Potter, cursed with abusive guardians, is now ripped out of the normal life he endured to accompany one snarky Severus Snape into the Wizarding World, where his life now in danger, will also be rebuilt. No one expects the Chosen One to be such a lovely child, not even the odds.

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    08 Dec 2020

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    “Do you think she's pretty?”

    “Yes. I think she’s really… pretty,” Emma coughs. Hopes she can pass off her tomato face as a heat symptom.

    “And smart?”

    “Mhmm.”

    “And nice?”

    “Kid, if this is your way of interrogating me for your mom’s friendship, then yes. I think she's super pretty, super smart, and super nice. Sometimes,” Emma adds as an afterthought. Because Regina can still be a Super Bitch. “She’s also a total MILF, so there's that.”

    Henry wrinkles his nose. “What's a MILF?”

    “Madame I’d like to friend.”

    “Oh.”

    Or -- In the dead of night, Emma stumbles across a lonely boy and his mom. The neighbor AU.

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    24 Sep 2020