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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    "I want to have sex with you!" he blurted loudly and then froze, groaning when Jasper's fingers stilled and his eyes widened in surprise. "Oh God. Christ almighty. Sorry, sorry, please ignore that, I tend not to have a filter when I'm nervous. It's just you make me... you make me so... damn it. I'll go now, shall I?"

    Edward is a nervy, analytical college student who thinks far too much for his own good. He's had a crush on Jasper for years, and decides that the only way to get over it is for him to preposition the man, and then calmly accept the rejection. What follows doesn't go the way he planned at all.

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    18 Oct 2020

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    Bruce and Clark work together, make use of x-ray vision, maintain an unexpectedly necessary pretense, get the better of magic, get the better of "science", buddy-breathe—and then, finally, kiss.

    Or: six times Bruce and Clark kissed for ~reasons, plus the first time they did it just because they wanted to. (Written for Superbat Week 2020.)

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    25 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    “You should tell me about yourself, since I’m apparently your soulmate and all,” Bucky says over the sound of clacking keys, “Where are you from? What’s your major? Any siblings? Or terrible mommy issues? Are any of the rumors about werewolves true? I’ve heard some interesting ones. These are all important to know if I’m supposed to be your destiny or whatever.”

    He says ‘interesting’ in a way that makes Steve blush and feel a little like he’s choking on air.

    “I- The rumors are- Well- We’ll get to those later.”

     

    In which Steve is a werewolf who attends the all magical Asteria University, and Bucky is his soulmate who seems to have a few secrets of his own.

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    13 Sep 2020

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    Everyone on the US national team knows that Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten hate each other, so of course they all think it's hilarious to force them to share a room in the name of 'team harmony' for the entirety of the Exy World Cup.

    An enemies-to-lovers/professional Exy AU

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    18 Aug 2020

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    The one where Andrew makes a perfectly reasonable request and Neil takes it too far like the dumbass he is.

    Or, relationships are complicated and communication is hard. They don't always nail it.

     

    So, Andrew has hit his limit. Neil’s charged silence next to him is so loud that Andrew can’t read over the buzz of it in his ears.

     

    “Get out,” he says, turning to glare at Neil.

     

    Neil blinks at him.

     

    “Whatever stupid thing you’re obsessing over. It’s irritating. I don’t have time to solve your problems for you. Handle it. I have to study.”

     

    Instantly, he realizes it was a mistake. He watches Neil’s face and body shutter up, closing tight like he’s locking down for a hurricane. It took so fucking long to get Neil to open up in the first place. Andrew had to peel him open one truth at a time. Fuck.

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    26 Jul 2020