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    playboy kim seokjin easily gets bored with his conquests. but there's one thing he never gets bored with: asking his roommate min yoongi to break up with his girlfriend because he's bored with the people he sleeps with.

    it starts out as a joke.

    it doesn't take too long before it stops being a joke.

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    10 Jul 2019

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    Jungkook points at the bee cutout like a question. Taehyung shakes his head. “That’s been there for an hour, Jungkookie. I mean, yes the bee is beautiful, but no - I’m talking about the guy.”

    “Which guy?”

    “The guy,” Taehyung emphasises, like Jungkook is thick. “The man. The Korean supermodel with the smile and the knees and delicious samples.”

    “Hyung, again with the knees,” Jungkook groans. “I still don’t get how that’s a thing and I really don’t want to.” He tries to push him away, to no avail. Taehyung smushes his cheeks in his palms and gets really close.

    “You say that now,” he says ominously. “But just you wait, Kookie. Just you wait.”

     

    (or, Jungkook and Namjoon meet at the weekly farmer's market where Namjoon sells honey that he makes himself, and Jungkook has a crush the size of Pangea and also cries about bees a few times because they're important, damn it)

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    23 Jun 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    the boys try to get taehyung and namjoon together ft. invasions of privacy, uno fights, and gay movies.

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    16 Jun 2019

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    “wait,” jungkook calls after yoongi after he’s walked through the door. yoongi turns to look over his shoulder and sees the freshman struggling to catch up despite wearing heelys, failing miserably at building up enough momentum.

    he wonders briefly how jungkook manages to make it up flights of stairs or live life in general. then he’s zooming his way over, tongue stuck out in concentration. he's gripping his bagel so tightly that it turns his knuckles white.

    “i’m jungkook,” he says when he’s close enough, almost loses control and cracks his head open on a metal pole. yoongi has to grab his arm to keep him steady. jungkook's skin is soft but yoongi’s fingers barely sink in, bicep solid under his touch.

    “yoongi,” he returns breathlessly.

    (ex. yoongi finds his soulmate, loses his soulmate, and then jeon jungkook nearly kills him)

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    08 May 2019

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    “I wish I could take a picture of you right now.”

    Fuck.

    Namjoon’s other hand froze in his hair, causing Jungkook to whine and nuzzle his head against it, silently demanding for more. With a chuckle, Namjoon went on and asked, “why?”

    Fuck.
     
    “It’s a photographer thing,” Jungkook said. Smooth. “Photographer urges. It’s a thing, you know. And, uh, the light is good.”

     

    or, the one in which Jungkook, a sucker for Namjoon, sucks at communication.

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    26 Apr 2019