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    In which Geralt of Rivia, the White Wolf, Conqueror of the North, would really prefer not to be receiving handsome young men as tribute.

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    Visiting Annabelle the Doll at the Warren's Museum, the demon has more than a few things to say to Shane.

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    11 Apr 2021

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    “So. You and Simon?”

    “Me and Simon?”

    “Yes. I’ve read that war is a time where people come together. Apparently, it makes things clearer. I believe North and I are doing the same thing.”

    Or: Markus makes a mistake about what he sees. Josh, wanting to see Simon get his happy ending, is by no means going to correct him.

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    10 Apr 2021

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    "Will snatches the paper from Chilton's hands, and with every word he reads dread begins to overcome him. The Warden still has a smile on his face as Will lowers the paper.
    'Good to see you understand. You start tomorrow.'"
    In which Will is an unfortunate prison guard who is sent to work the red zone, the current home of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

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    01 Apr 2021

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    Hannibal needs a new tailor. He finds Will Graham.

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    Will's eyes flickered over Hannibal’s suit – the tan plaid, three buttons on the jacket (currently undone), matching waistcoat, cream shirt with English spread collar that was so spread it was virtually a cut away, and a paisley tie with a double Windsor knot. Will Graham took all this in with a quick, professional eye, and then looked back down at his ledger.

    “No,” he said simply.

    Hannibal, who had been coming forward, halted abruptly.

    “I beg your pardon?” he asked. Will Graham was rude, and that was such a disappointment after all the effort he’d gone to for this referral.

    “No, I will not take you on as a client. Sorry to waste your time,” Mr Graham said, not sounding very sorry at all.

    “May I ask why?” Hannibal said stiffly.

    “Because I’m not going to fuck around with all of that, whatever it is,” he replied, waving a hand at Hannibal’s suit. “I don’t know what that is, but I’m not having a bar of it.”

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